1 00:00:29,178 --> 00:00:31,178 Johnny... 2 00:00:32,178 --> 00:00:34,410 John, what about me? 3 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:36,910 Johnny, choose me. 4 00:00:36,910 --> 00:00:38,910 John, I'm the one. 5 00:00:39,410 --> 00:00:41,410 You promised me, John. 6 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,014 You're all so beautiful. 7 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:49,014 How am I supposed to choose? 8 00:00:51,014 --> 00:00:53,014 It's like a Chinese water torture. 9 00:00:59,514 --> 00:01:01,514 Who do I choose, John? 10 00:01:06,514 --> 00:01:08,514 You can have us all. 11 00:01:16,090 --> 00:01:21,690 John Ripley! John Ripley! 12 00:01:21,690 --> 00:01:28,090 You are the personification of the wild man of the flesh! 13 00:01:28,090 --> 00:01:32,290 John Ripley, the time has come! 14 00:01:32,290 --> 00:01:36,090 Your time has come! 15 00:01:36,090 --> 00:01:48,722 John Ripley! 16 00:01:48,722 --> 00:01:56,722 The lake of fire awaits you! 17 00:01:56,722 --> 00:02:15,954 The lake of fire awaits you! 18 00:02:15,954 --> 00:02:16,954 Are you alright? 19 00:02:16,954 --> 00:02:22,874 Yeah, I'm okay. 20 00:02:22,874 --> 00:02:24,874 It was just a dream. 21 00:02:24,874 --> 00:02:26,874 Do you want to talk about it? 22 00:02:32,282 --> 00:02:45,426 later. John wouldn't cheat on me. He's um he's unique. He's somebody I can be myself around 23 00:02:45,426 --> 00:02:53,986 and hang out with and act crazy with. He's um he's somebody I can trust. Personally I don't 24 00:02:53,986 --> 00:03:02,226 think you can trust any of them. They only want one thing. No not John. It's not a physical thing 25 00:03:02,226 --> 00:03:09,026 with him. I mean we we were in bed five minutes after we met but it was um it was a spiritual 26 00:03:09,026 --> 00:03:16,946 thing. It was an electromagnetic experience. Electromagnetic? Huh that doesn't sound like 27 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:23,106 something you'd say. Because he said it. He's read the prophet and uh he gave me a signed copy of it. 28 00:03:23,746 --> 00:03:34,146 He's so faithful and loyal and so good and kind. It just hurts to look into his eyes sometimes. 29 00:03:37,066 --> 00:03:44,106 So in return for him giving me the prophet I got him some of his favorite imported shaving cream 30 00:03:44,106 --> 00:03:53,466 and cologne for a surprise. He loves surprises. So when are you gonna see me again? Oh bless 31 00:03:53,466 --> 00:03:57,786 it come on stop pressuring me. Christ we can't even carry on a normal conversation. I don't feel 32 00:03:57,786 --> 00:04:03,786 secure. I don't know what's happening with us. If you did feel secure then what do we have to talk 33 00:04:03,786 --> 00:04:10,722 about? I don't know. Let's talk about that. 34 00:04:15,386 --> 00:04:17,386 I had no idea it was this late. 35 00:04:17,386 --> 00:04:18,886 See, that's what happens when I'm with you. 36 00:04:18,886 --> 00:04:20,386 Time just flies. 37 00:04:20,386 --> 00:04:21,386 I'm late for my haircut. 38 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:22,386 I gotta go down to wardrobe. 39 00:04:22,386 --> 00:04:23,386 I gotta pick up my script. 40 00:04:23,386 --> 00:04:24,886 And I'm sorry to rush you like this. 41 00:04:24,886 --> 00:04:26,386 I had a great time last night. 42 00:04:28,886 --> 00:04:32,110 Okay, Rocky, you gotta run some interference for me, 43 00:04:32,110 --> 00:04:33,110 all right, bud? 44 00:04:33,110 --> 00:04:34,610 You know what to do. 45 00:04:44,218 --> 00:04:48,218 I'm sorry to seem so frantic. I got a memory like a tampon. It all just caved in on me at once. 46 00:04:48,218 --> 00:04:51,218 You were terrific. You really were. I'll call you just as soon as I can. 47 00:04:51,218 --> 00:04:53,218 I promise. 48 00:05:29,082 --> 00:05:30,122 Sandy, what a great- 49 00:05:30,122 --> 00:05:33,242 One, two, three, four! 50 00:05:33,242 --> 00:05:37,250 Hey, baby! 51 00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:47,746 You got that magic, baby! 52 00:05:47,746 --> 00:05:50,066 You got that style! 53 00:05:50,066 --> 00:05:54,650 This whole boy- 54 00:05:54,650 --> 00:05:59,050 I don't mind my thinking of you! 55 00:05:59,050 --> 00:06:02,570 I got the time! 56 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:05,450 Let's get serious! 57 00:06:05,450 --> 00:06:07,850 Let's get serious about that! 58 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:10,650 I've got your number, baby! 59 00:06:10,650 --> 00:06:13,690 Do you have mine? 60 00:06:13,690 --> 00:06:16,330 I've got the ticket, baby! 61 00:06:16,330 --> 00:06:19,370 If you've got the time! 62 00:06:19,370 --> 00:06:21,930 I'm going crazy for you! 63 00:06:21,930 --> 00:06:25,442 Out of my mind! 64 00:06:25,442 --> 00:06:28,162 Let's get serious! 65 00:06:28,242 --> 00:06:32,242 I gotta get serious about love! 66 00:06:32,242 --> 00:06:36,954 Oh, get serious! 67 00:06:36,954 --> 00:06:41,194 Let's get serious about love! 68 00:06:41,194 --> 00:06:43,994 Come here, baby! 69 00:06:43,994 --> 00:06:46,794 I just wanna talk to you! 70 00:06:46,794 --> 00:06:50,714 Let's get serious! 71 00:06:50,714 --> 00:06:53,594 I've got connections, baby! 72 00:06:53,594 --> 00:06:56,634 Fortune and fame! 73 00:06:56,634 --> 00:06:59,434 Looking for romance, baby! 74 00:06:59,434 --> 00:07:01,994 Look up my name! 75 00:07:01,994 --> 00:07:04,954 I will give you satisfaction! 76 00:07:04,954 --> 00:07:06,954 Get ready! 77 00:07:06,954 --> 00:07:08,474 Wow! 78 00:07:08,474 --> 00:07:11,354 Let's get serious! 79 00:07:11,354 --> 00:07:13,834 Let's get serious about love! 80 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:16,634 Don't think it over, baby! 81 00:07:16,634 --> 00:07:19,914 Don't take the time! 82 00:07:19,914 --> 00:07:22,074 I've got others, baby! 83 00:07:22,074 --> 00:07:25,274 Wedding and life! 84 00:07:25,354 --> 00:07:31,354 If I'm the man that you've been dreaming of! 85 00:07:31,354 --> 00:07:34,234 Let's get serious! 86 00:07:34,234 --> 00:07:38,154 Let's get serious about love! 87 00:07:38,154 --> 00:07:39,354 Oh, yeah! 88 00:07:39,354 --> 00:07:42,882 Let's get serious! 89 00:07:42,882 --> 00:07:45,762 Let's get serious about love! 90 00:07:45,762 --> 00:07:47,282 Let's get serious! 91 00:07:47,282 --> 00:07:48,562 Hey, girl! 92 00:07:48,562 --> 00:07:50,322 Let's get serious! 93 00:07:50,322 --> 00:07:51,842 Come here! 94 00:07:51,842 --> 00:07:53,922 Yeah! 95 00:07:53,922 --> 00:07:55,602 Yeah, baby! 96 00:07:55,602 --> 00:07:57,282 We gotta do lunch sometime! 97 00:07:57,282 --> 00:07:58,642 Let's get serious! 98 00:07:58,642 --> 00:08:00,082 Let's get serious! 99 00:08:00,082 --> 00:08:04,010 Let's get serious about love! 100 00:08:04,010 --> 00:08:05,130 Sandy was a good time. 101 00:08:05,130 --> 00:08:06,010 I'm gonna miss her. 102 00:08:06,010 --> 00:08:06,570 Forget about her. 103 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:08,330 She's gone with the wind. 104 00:08:08,330 --> 00:08:11,610 Are you still going out with Monique? 105 00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:13,690 Because I wouldn't mind taking her out. 106 00:08:13,690 --> 00:08:15,530 Yeah, you can call her. 107 00:08:15,530 --> 00:08:16,570 Fair warning, though, man. 108 00:08:16,570 --> 00:08:17,930 She's like a Ferrari. 109 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:19,050 She's great to look at. 110 00:08:19,050 --> 00:08:21,130 She's great to drive. 111 00:08:21,130 --> 00:08:24,090 But the maintenance is gonna kill you. 112 00:08:24,090 --> 00:08:26,890 John, I can handle the maintenance, babe. 113 00:08:26,890 --> 00:08:30,010 Why don't you just give me the money, okay? 114 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:34,562 Before I forget, they want you to do that early morning talk show next week. 115 00:08:34,562 --> 00:08:37,202 I don't wanna do any more talk shows, or else I'm no good at them. 116 00:08:37,202 --> 00:08:37,842 John, John! 117 00:08:37,842 --> 00:08:38,402 Hey. 118 00:08:38,402 --> 00:08:41,442 Hey, since they're shooting the night sequences over there... 119 00:08:41,442 --> 00:08:43,522 I mean, I got all your script provisions and everything. 120 00:08:43,522 --> 00:08:45,762 They're mad as hell you didn't tell anybody where you were! 121 00:08:45,762 --> 00:08:47,282 Well, obviously, you didn't have to, Harlan. 122 00:08:47,282 --> 00:08:48,242 You found them. 123 00:08:48,242 --> 00:08:49,842 Oh, well, look who's here. 124 00:08:49,842 --> 00:08:53,042 The number one ladies' man in Los Angeles. 125 00:08:53,042 --> 00:08:53,842 Yes, sir. 126 00:08:53,842 --> 00:08:57,362 You still chasing those low-mileage Bon Appetiters, are you there, Russ, huh? 127 00:08:58,162 --> 00:09:00,402 I just wanna be around the cats these guys ogle. 128 00:09:00,962 --> 00:09:02,882 Is this the new hound you've been telling me about? 129 00:09:02,882 --> 00:09:03,842 Yeah, that's Otto. 130 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:06,962 It's more like Bear and Bob Ricks' outfit. 131 00:09:06,962 --> 00:09:09,522 Ross, I hear you guys signed a new little lady. 132 00:09:10,722 --> 00:09:11,922 News travels fast. 133 00:09:11,922 --> 00:09:12,642 What? Who's that? 134 00:09:13,922 --> 00:09:15,042 Never mind you. 135 00:09:15,042 --> 00:09:16,162 This is a class act. 136 00:09:16,162 --> 00:09:19,602 She's well-insulated against the schemes of a womanizer. 137 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:21,362 I can't believe you won't tell me who she is. 138 00:09:24,002 --> 00:09:25,522 This is on page 53. 139 00:09:28,730 --> 00:09:29,770 Jackie Johansson. 140 00:09:31,770 --> 00:09:32,650 Not bad. 141 00:09:32,650 --> 00:09:33,210 Not bad? 142 00:09:33,850 --> 00:09:35,130 Eat your heart out, John. 143 00:09:35,130 --> 00:09:36,970 She's one of the top models in the world. 144 00:09:36,970 --> 00:09:38,170 She's just in from London. 145 00:09:38,890 --> 00:09:40,730 I represent her for commercial. 146 00:09:40,730 --> 00:09:42,970 Man, I've seen this girl's pictures on the billboards. 147 00:09:43,770 --> 00:09:45,130 Wow, I gotta get back. 148 00:09:45,130 --> 00:09:47,130 You better get back there, too, pal. 149 00:09:47,130 --> 00:09:48,330 Russ, bye. 150 00:09:50,970 --> 00:09:54,498 Tell him I'll be there in a few minutes. 151 00:09:56,738 --> 00:09:57,238 Well? 152 00:09:58,178 --> 00:10:00,418 You know, every agent in town wanted her, but she came to me. 153 00:10:01,538 --> 00:10:02,178 She came to you? 154 00:10:02,178 --> 00:10:02,978 She doesn't need an agent. 155 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:04,258 She needs a brainwave test. 156 00:10:06,658 --> 00:10:07,458 Get ready, Rock. 157 00:10:18,106 --> 00:10:20,106 Mercedes, please? 158 00:10:23,178 --> 00:10:25,314 Hey, dog! Who do you belong to? 159 00:10:25,314 --> 00:10:27,314 What are you doing collecting my parking tickets? 160 00:10:27,314 --> 00:10:31,314 Look, I really gotta apologize for your manners, but my dog, he sees a good-looking girl and he just goes right out of control. 161 00:10:31,314 --> 00:10:33,314 You're an actor, aren't you? 162 00:10:33,314 --> 00:10:35,314 Well, not according to some people who see my work. 163 00:10:35,314 --> 00:10:37,314 Anyway, this is Russ Wilder, my agent. 164 00:10:37,314 --> 00:10:38,314 Hi. 165 00:10:39,314 --> 00:10:43,314 Russ, to make up for this embarrassment, why don't you get the lady's name and number and invite her to that screening later at the Fairmont? 166 00:10:43,314 --> 00:10:44,314 Nice to meet you. 167 00:10:44,314 --> 00:10:45,314 You okay? 168 00:10:45,314 --> 00:10:46,314 Sure. 169 00:10:46,314 --> 00:10:47,314 My name's Pam. 170 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,314 John Ripley. 171 00:10:49,314 --> 00:10:50,314 Pleasure to meet you. 172 00:10:50,314 --> 00:10:52,314 Have a good time at the screening, Russ. 173 00:10:52,314 --> 00:10:53,314 I'll be on the set. 174 00:10:53,314 --> 00:10:55,314 Okay, thanks for lunch. 175 00:10:55,314 --> 00:10:56,314 Have a nice day. 176 00:10:56,314 --> 00:10:57,314 You like that? 177 00:10:57,314 --> 00:10:58,314 Probably. 178 00:10:58,314 --> 00:10:59,314 Come on, Russ. 179 00:10:59,314 --> 00:11:00,314 Come on. 180 00:11:15,514 --> 00:11:19,514 That's right. I want you. 181 00:11:27,322 --> 00:11:30,122 John, 20 minutes, man. You've been in there. 182 00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:32,122 They're mad as hell at me, man. Let's go! 183 00:11:32,122 --> 00:11:34,122 Here. Come on. 184 00:11:45,018 --> 00:11:47,318 What's the reason for the delay this time, John? 185 00:11:47,418 --> 00:11:48,818 I'm just doing a couple push-ups. 186 00:11:48,918 --> 00:11:53,118 As many push-ups as you've done, you should look like Tarzan by now. 187 00:11:53,218 --> 00:11:55,818 Let's get through this so we can get you out of here. 188 00:11:55,918 --> 00:11:58,018 And maybe get some work done, Harlan. 189 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:01,318 You know, you're not fooling anybody with those dark glasses, Ripley. 190 00:12:01,418 --> 00:12:04,518 You don't know your lines and you don't want us to see that you're looking at the cue cards. 191 00:12:04,618 --> 00:12:05,518 So what? 192 00:12:05,618 --> 00:12:07,318 So I'm sick of it, okay? 193 00:12:07,418 --> 00:12:08,018 Okay. 194 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:10,518 I mean, I can't relate. I can't see your eyes. 195 00:12:10,618 --> 00:12:12,118 It affects my performance. 196 00:12:12,218 --> 00:12:13,518 Your performance is always affected. 197 00:12:13,518 --> 00:12:15,418 Jennings, quit whining. Let's get this over with. 198 00:12:15,518 --> 00:12:17,418 Look, just because your fan mail weighs more than mine, 199 00:12:17,518 --> 00:12:19,518 it doesn't mean that I don't have a right to say something. 200 00:12:19,618 --> 00:12:20,418 Knock it off, Jennings. 201 00:12:20,518 --> 00:12:22,418 Your teeth are gonna be bouncing across the floor like chicklets. 202 00:12:22,518 --> 00:12:23,518 Okay, come on, pal. Come on. 203 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,618 All right, knock it off. 204 00:12:25,718 --> 00:12:28,718 Let's get the shot. 205 00:12:28,818 --> 00:12:31,818 Quiet on the set. Action, Harlan. 206 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:36,918 Six, five, four, three, two... 207 00:12:43,866 --> 00:12:48,066 Why, Hank Johnson, as I live and breathe, 208 00:12:48,066 --> 00:12:50,366 after that grunion and nom exploded, I thought... 209 00:12:50,366 --> 00:12:52,566 Cut! Cut! Cut! 210 00:12:52,566 --> 00:12:56,866 That's a grenade, not a grunion, Ripley. 211 00:12:56,866 --> 00:13:01,066 A grunion is a smelly little fish. 212 00:13:01,066 --> 00:13:03,666 Once again, please. 213 00:13:03,666 --> 00:13:06,866 You see what I mean? He hasn't even read the script. 214 00:13:06,866 --> 00:13:09,166 Please, from the top. 215 00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:11,866 Are you ready, John? 216 00:13:11,866 --> 00:13:16,866 Six, five, four, three, two... 217 00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:29,730 Why, Hank Johnson, after that grenade and bomb exploded, I... 218 00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:32,730 They said you were dead. 219 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:39,818 There's no need for tears, David. I've come home. 220 00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:41,818 I'm crying because of your breath, Hank. It smells like a grunion. 221 00:13:41,818 --> 00:13:45,818 Jesus Christ! This is ridiculous! I'm through working with this jerk! 222 00:13:45,818 --> 00:13:47,818 He's totally unprofessional! 223 00:13:47,818 --> 00:13:49,818 He's not an artist! 224 00:13:49,818 --> 00:13:51,818 What a putz. 225 00:13:59,930 --> 00:14:01,930 I want a 10. 226 00:14:01,930 --> 00:14:04,930 Not a 7, not an 8, not a 9. 227 00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:06,930 But a 10. 228 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:08,930 You hear me? 229 00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:11,930 Go get him, Poopsy. 230 00:14:14,930 --> 00:14:15,930 So far, I'm impressed. 231 00:14:15,930 --> 00:14:17,930 Let me see, let me see. 232 00:14:18,930 --> 00:14:21,930 Yeah, he's going down. 233 00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:23,930 He seems lost. 234 00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:24,930 No, no, wait a minute. 235 00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:27,930 He gets a little nervous when he's performing for other people. 236 00:14:28,930 --> 00:14:33,850 Call him back. We'll send him right there. 237 00:14:33,850 --> 00:14:34,850 Wait, wait, wait. 238 00:14:34,850 --> 00:14:36,850 I think he's picking up a scent. 239 00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:39,850 Oh, yeah, yeah. 240 00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:45,594 Notice how he moves with the pillows. 241 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,594 He's definitely on to something. 242 00:14:50,594 --> 00:14:51,594 Let me see, let me see. 243 00:14:53,594 --> 00:14:57,394 By God, he's got one! 244 00:15:03,482 --> 00:15:05,482 I don't know, he's kinda cute. 245 00:15:05,482 --> 00:15:06,482 Meow. 246 00:15:06,482 --> 00:15:07,482 Hi, buddy. 247 00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:10,482 Rocky, buddy, don't get jealous. Looks like Otto got one. 248 00:15:17,530 --> 00:15:19,974 Unbelievable. 249 00:15:49,562 --> 00:15:52,562 Listen, I'll have you back in just a few minutes. 250 00:15:52,562 --> 00:15:54,562 I mean, you can just leave your stuff here. 251 00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:57,562 God, I don't know. I mean, motorcycles make me really nervous. 252 00:15:57,562 --> 00:15:59,562 I've never been on one before. 253 00:15:59,562 --> 00:16:01,562 Ah, well, there's nothing to get nervous about. 254 00:16:01,562 --> 00:16:03,562 No? 255 00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:05,562 No, just ask old Otto here. 256 00:16:05,562 --> 00:16:07,562 Right, Otto? 257 00:16:15,866 --> 00:16:18,866 Hi. How's my favorite secretary? 258 00:16:18,866 --> 00:16:21,866 No. No, I don't want to talk to Russ. 259 00:16:21,866 --> 00:16:24,866 I just need Jackie Johansson's address. 260 00:16:26,866 --> 00:16:29,866 Yeah, I know you're not supposed to, but Russ wanted me to deliver some flowers to her. 261 00:16:29,866 --> 00:16:31,866 So I... Why? 262 00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,866 What's the problem? I just want her address, not her phone number. 263 00:16:36,866 --> 00:16:39,866 Okay, thank you, Angel. 264 00:16:44,826 --> 00:16:45,826 You... 265 00:16:45,826 --> 00:16:47,826 Okay, let's go. 266 00:16:50,946 --> 00:16:52,946 Thanks, babe. Bye. 267 00:16:54,946 --> 00:16:56,946 Say nothing to it, huh? 268 00:16:56,946 --> 00:16:57,946 John! 269 00:16:57,946 --> 00:16:59,946 I'd like you to meet someone. 270 00:16:59,946 --> 00:17:00,946 Yeah. 271 00:17:00,946 --> 00:17:01,946 Would you believe the name? 272 00:17:01,946 --> 00:17:02,946 This is Candy. 273 00:17:02,946 --> 00:17:03,946 Hi, Candace. 274 00:17:03,946 --> 00:17:04,946 Hi, John. 275 00:17:04,946 --> 00:17:06,946 Where have you been hiding out? 276 00:17:06,946 --> 00:17:07,946 Europe. I was there for a year. 277 00:17:07,946 --> 00:17:08,946 You back for a while? 278 00:17:08,946 --> 00:17:11,946 Yeah, I'm here doing some print work right now, so... 279 00:17:11,946 --> 00:17:12,946 With the same agency? 280 00:17:12,946 --> 00:17:13,946 The same agency. 281 00:17:13,946 --> 00:17:15,946 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute! 282 00:17:15,946 --> 00:17:17,946 You guys know each other? 283 00:17:17,946 --> 00:17:21,946 Well, let's just say that John was more of a fly on the windshield of my life. 284 00:17:21,946 --> 00:17:23,946 Watch her, Harlow. She'll turn you inside out. 285 00:17:23,946 --> 00:17:25,946 I don't believe you. 286 00:17:34,746 --> 00:17:36,746 See ya. 287 00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:12,970 Stay there, Ron. 288 00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,186 Here, pussy, pussy. 289 00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:24,194 Pussy. 290 00:18:24,194 --> 00:18:26,194 Come here. 291 00:18:36,058 --> 00:18:38,058 Here kitty kitty. 292 00:18:44,954 --> 00:18:46,954 Can I help you? 293 00:18:48,954 --> 00:18:50,954 Yeah, can I speak to the lady of the house, please? 294 00:18:50,954 --> 00:18:52,954 Yeah, can I help you? 295 00:18:52,954 --> 00:18:55,954 Yeah, I got a little six-week-old pet kitten. It jumped out of my car when I was talking to a friend. 296 00:18:55,954 --> 00:18:58,954 I've been crawling through your bushes in the mud here trying to find it. 297 00:18:58,954 --> 00:19:00,954 I just wanted to alert you so you didn't think I was a bird. 298 00:19:00,954 --> 00:19:01,954 It's in the bushes. 299 00:19:01,954 --> 00:19:03,954 Well, I think it's underneath the house. 300 00:19:03,954 --> 00:19:06,954 Actually, it got in there through the crawlspace. I guess the lawn sprinkler scared it. 301 00:19:06,954 --> 00:19:08,954 That's terrible. I'm sorry. 302 00:19:08,954 --> 00:19:11,954 Don't be sorry. It's not your fault. 303 00:19:11,954 --> 00:19:14,954 And look, you've ruined your suit. 304 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:18,954 Oh, the suit really means nothing to me at all. My only concern is for the kitten. 305 00:19:18,954 --> 00:19:22,954 Look, if you hear crying or something, I'd really appreciate it if you'd call me, because I don't live very far away. 306 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,954 Of course I will. 307 00:19:26,954 --> 00:19:28,954 John Ripley. 308 00:19:28,954 --> 00:19:31,954 Aren't you an actor on a daytime television show? 309 00:19:31,954 --> 00:19:33,954 Yeah, that's right. 310 00:19:33,954 --> 00:19:35,954 I've never seen the show. 311 00:19:35,954 --> 00:19:36,954 Good. 312 00:19:36,954 --> 00:19:39,954 But I have seen your picture, and I've seen you interviewed on talk shows. 313 00:19:39,954 --> 00:19:42,954 I'm Jackie Johansson. It's a pleasure to meet you. 314 00:19:42,954 --> 00:19:44,954 John Ripley, my pleasure. 315 00:19:44,954 --> 00:19:47,954 I'm really sorry about this whole thing. 316 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,954 I could maybe get my gardener to crawl under there. 317 00:19:49,954 --> 00:19:51,954 No, I think that's the worst thing you could do. 318 00:19:51,954 --> 00:19:54,954 Probably the best thing is to wait until it's quiet. It'll come out by itself. 319 00:19:54,954 --> 00:19:57,954 I'm sorry I've got to cut this short. I'm really sorry about the disturbance. 320 00:19:57,954 --> 00:19:59,954 Oh, I'll call you as soon as I hear it. 321 00:19:59,954 --> 00:20:01,954 Okay, thanks very much. I really appreciate it. 322 00:20:24,986 --> 00:20:30,694 what to do. Come on, bud. Come on. 323 00:21:09,562 --> 00:21:10,562 Yo! 324 00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:15,282 Oh, that's wonderful. 325 00:21:15,282 --> 00:21:19,066 That's great, yeah. 326 00:21:19,066 --> 00:21:26,226 Well, yeah, just give me a couple minutes to have a shower and change clothes and, uh... 327 00:21:26,226 --> 00:21:29,546 Jackie, I don't know how to thank you. 328 00:21:29,546 --> 00:21:32,626 Well, we'll think of something, yeah. 329 00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:33,626 Right away. 330 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:34,626 Rocky, buddy. 331 00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:35,626 We're in. 332 00:21:35,626 --> 00:21:36,626 We're in like Flynn here. 333 00:21:36,626 --> 00:21:37,626 That's for you. 334 00:21:37,626 --> 00:21:38,626 No, it's a hybrid. 335 00:21:38,626 --> 00:21:39,626 Are we finished with this course, sir? 336 00:21:39,626 --> 00:21:40,626 I think so, yeah. 337 00:21:40,626 --> 00:21:41,626 How about another bottle of Dom Perignon? 338 00:21:41,626 --> 00:21:42,626 Sure. 339 00:21:42,626 --> 00:21:43,626 Certainly. 340 00:21:43,626 --> 00:21:45,946 You know, I've never known a man like you. 341 00:21:45,946 --> 00:21:46,946 Someone that would crawl through the mud in an expensive suit to look for a kitten. 342 00:21:46,946 --> 00:21:47,946 The suit means nothing to me. 343 00:21:47,946 --> 00:21:48,946 I'm not a man. 344 00:21:48,946 --> 00:21:49,946 I'm a man. 345 00:21:49,946 --> 00:21:50,946 I'm a man. 346 00:21:50,946 --> 00:21:51,946 I'm a man. 347 00:21:51,946 --> 00:21:52,946 I'm a man. 348 00:21:52,946 --> 00:21:53,946 I'm a man. 349 00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:54,946 I'm a man. 350 00:21:54,946 --> 00:21:55,946 I'm a man. 351 00:21:55,946 --> 00:21:56,946 I'm a man. 352 00:21:56,946 --> 00:21:57,946 I'm a man. 353 00:21:57,946 --> 00:21:58,946 I'm a man. 354 00:21:58,946 --> 00:22:01,490 I'm a man. 355 00:22:01,490 --> 00:22:02,490 I'm a man. 356 00:22:02,490 --> 00:22:03,490 I'm a man. 357 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,490 I'm a man. 358 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:05,490 I'm a man. 359 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:06,490 I'm a man. 360 00:22:06,490 --> 00:22:07,490 I'm a man. 361 00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:10,810 The suit means nothing to me. 362 00:22:10,810 --> 00:22:12,810 I'm just glad you found her for me. 363 00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:17,530 So, how long have you been out here? 364 00:22:17,530 --> 00:22:19,730 Just a couple of weeks. 365 00:22:19,730 --> 00:22:23,970 I moved out here from London. 366 00:22:23,970 --> 00:22:26,970 You had to be involved with somebody back there, right? 367 00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:27,970 I mean... 368 00:22:27,970 --> 00:22:28,970 My husband. 369 00:22:28,970 --> 00:22:35,866 Our divorce became final, and I moved out here for a fresh start. 370 00:22:35,866 --> 00:22:36,866 This is none of my business. 371 00:22:36,866 --> 00:22:39,866 If you don't want to answer, you don't have to. 372 00:22:39,866 --> 00:22:42,466 What went wrong? 373 00:22:42,466 --> 00:22:44,466 He just couldn't resist other women. 374 00:22:44,466 --> 00:22:47,586 He was a weak man. 375 00:22:47,586 --> 00:22:50,586 That's too bad people like that exist. 376 00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:53,386 I'm beginning to think most men are like that. 377 00:22:53,386 --> 00:22:56,626 That's not fair to generalize like that. 378 00:22:56,626 --> 00:22:59,386 You don't fall into that category? 379 00:22:59,386 --> 00:23:06,714 Jackie, I just want to make a few bucks, get a house, get married, have some kids. 380 00:23:06,714 --> 00:23:07,714 So why haven't you? 381 00:23:07,714 --> 00:23:10,434 I haven't met the right girl. 382 00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:26,250 Thank you. 383 00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:29,922 You just ordered our second dinner. 384 00:23:29,922 --> 00:23:31,922 Are you planning to eat all this yourself? 385 00:23:31,922 --> 00:23:33,922 Are you expecting company or what? 386 00:23:33,922 --> 00:23:37,922 I'm known for my voracious eating habits. 387 00:23:37,922 --> 00:23:41,922 With a figure like that, you must have the metabolism of a field mouse. 388 00:23:41,922 --> 00:23:46,922 I heat up fast because I burn lots of energy. 389 00:23:46,922 --> 00:23:48,922 Oh, yeah? What kind? 390 00:23:48,922 --> 00:23:51,922 Sexual, mostly. 391 00:23:52,922 --> 00:23:56,378 That's my favorite kind. 392 00:23:56,378 --> 00:24:00,378 To tell you the truth, my ex-husband couldn't handle it. 393 00:24:00,378 --> 00:24:03,378 I exhausted him. 394 00:24:03,378 --> 00:24:06,378 That's the reason you left? 395 00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:11,378 He said going to bed with me was like exercising a racehorse. 396 00:24:11,378 --> 00:24:15,378 I like racehorses. 397 00:24:15,378 --> 00:24:19,378 You say all the right things, don't you? 398 00:24:21,218 --> 00:24:24,218 John, let me ask you something. 399 00:24:24,218 --> 00:24:28,994 How far away do you live? 400 00:24:28,994 --> 00:24:31,130 Not far. 401 00:24:31,130 --> 00:24:33,130 Close. 402 00:24:33,130 --> 00:24:35,130 Right around the corner. 403 00:24:35,130 --> 00:24:38,130 Well, maybe we could have dessert at your place. 404 00:24:38,130 --> 00:24:42,162 That's a great idea. 405 00:24:42,162 --> 00:24:48,162 If you've got the whipped cream, I've got the peaches. 406 00:24:48,162 --> 00:24:54,122 Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me? 407 00:24:54,122 --> 00:24:56,122 I think it's us. 408 00:24:56,122 --> 00:24:59,610 What do you think? 409 00:24:59,610 --> 00:25:02,610 Could we have the check, please? 410 00:25:02,610 --> 00:25:06,610 Please excuse me for a moment. 411 00:25:29,594 --> 00:25:30,594 We're even, thanks. 412 00:25:30,594 --> 00:25:31,674 Thank you very much, sir. 413 00:25:48,154 --> 00:25:49,354 So, uh, that be all, sir? 414 00:25:49,354 --> 00:25:51,854 Yeah, could you tell me if Mrs. Johansson is still on the phone? 415 00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:54,854 Mrs. Johansson? Uh, she left something for you, sir. 416 00:26:06,490 --> 00:26:11,490 Dear John, by the time you receive this note, I will be on my way home. 417 00:26:11,490 --> 00:26:14,490 I want to thank you for a most wonderful evening. 418 00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:20,490 The food was delicious, the wine was exquisite, and the atmosphere was divine. 419 00:26:20,490 --> 00:26:28,490 Only once in a lifetime does one meet such a warm, kind, sensitive and giving person like yourself. 420 00:26:28,490 --> 00:26:34,490 However, John, I must inform you that the only pussy you will get tonight is in this basket. 421 00:26:34,490 --> 00:26:36,490 Love, Jackie. 422 00:26:55,194 --> 00:26:55,694 Hello? 423 00:26:55,694 --> 00:26:58,194 So what the hell was head vanishing at, Jackie? 424 00:26:58,194 --> 00:27:01,194 I think we're even after that routine you pulled with the kitten. 425 00:27:01,194 --> 00:27:02,694 Routine? What do you mean? 426 00:27:02,694 --> 00:27:04,694 You know exactly what I mean. 427 00:27:04,694 --> 00:27:05,694 Meow. 428 00:27:05,694 --> 00:27:06,694 What? 429 00:27:06,694 --> 00:27:07,694 Meow. 430 00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:09,694 Yo, how else was I supposed to meet you? I mean... 431 00:27:09,694 --> 00:27:11,694 Did you ever try being honest? 432 00:27:11,694 --> 00:27:13,694 Look, I just thought that a little ingenuity would... 433 00:27:13,694 --> 00:27:16,694 It's not ingenuity. That's fraud. 434 00:27:16,694 --> 00:27:18,194 Fraud? Well, I... I... It's hardly... 435 00:27:18,194 --> 00:27:19,694 Fraud, John. 436 00:27:21,694 --> 00:27:22,694 Well... 437 00:27:22,694 --> 00:27:24,694 Well, yeah, it's fraud, but I... 438 00:27:25,194 --> 00:27:27,194 I couldn't think of any other way to meet you. 439 00:27:27,194 --> 00:27:29,194 I'd still like to see you. 440 00:27:29,194 --> 00:27:30,694 Haven't you had enough yet? 441 00:27:30,694 --> 00:27:33,694 No. I would still like to go out with you. 442 00:27:34,694 --> 00:27:38,950 I'll do it your way. I'm being totally legitimate. 443 00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:40,950 I'm asking you straight out for a date. 444 00:27:45,942 --> 00:27:47,942 Well, maybe tomorrow morning. 445 00:27:47,942 --> 00:27:49,942 All right, you name the time and the place, anywhere. 446 00:27:49,942 --> 00:27:52,942 Well, I do know a place that's very special. 447 00:27:52,942 --> 00:27:56,942 With a nice, warm, enchanting atmosphere. 448 00:27:58,942 --> 00:28:00,942 Speaking of the wild man of the flesh, 449 00:28:00,942 --> 00:28:04,942 I want you to turn with me in your Bibles to Romans, the seventh chapter. 450 00:28:04,942 --> 00:28:07,942 And we'll begin looking at verse 12, 451 00:28:07,942 --> 00:28:10,942 where it speaks of the wild man of the flesh, 452 00:28:10,942 --> 00:28:13,942 who literally comes to hate himself. 453 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,442 His statement is, 454 00:28:15,442 --> 00:28:17,942 O wretched man that I am, 455 00:28:17,942 --> 00:28:19,942 who shall deliver me? 456 00:28:19,942 --> 00:28:23,942 He must ask the Lord to give him victory over the carnal desires, 457 00:28:23,942 --> 00:28:26,942 to quit dabbling in the flesh, 458 00:28:26,942 --> 00:28:29,942 to thwart the devil and resist Satan. 459 00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:33,942 The Spirit of God will rise against the ways of the flesh, 460 00:28:33,942 --> 00:28:36,942 which craves its own fulfillment. 461 00:28:36,942 --> 00:28:39,942 The wild man of the flesh, 462 00:28:39,942 --> 00:28:41,942 on the day of judgment, 463 00:28:41,942 --> 00:28:46,942 looks with begging eyes at the universal lawgiver, 464 00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:47,942 and says, 465 00:28:47,942 --> 00:28:52,942 What is the decision of this heavenly court? 466 00:28:53,942 --> 00:28:55,942 The Bible is clear. 467 00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:59,942 For the revelation, we come to the statement of the second death. 468 00:28:59,942 --> 00:29:02,942 It speaks of the lake of fire prepared for the beast, 469 00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:04,942 prepared for the devil, 470 00:29:04,942 --> 00:29:06,942 prepared for the wicked, 471 00:29:06,942 --> 00:29:12,942 and prepared for all of those whose names are not written down in the Lamb's book of life. 472 00:29:13,942 --> 00:29:16,942 Let's bow our heads for a word of prayer. 473 00:29:20,846 --> 00:29:21,846 So where are we going? 474 00:29:21,846 --> 00:29:23,846 Someplace very special. 475 00:29:23,846 --> 00:29:26,846 It's a nice, warm, enchanting atmosphere. 476 00:29:29,846 --> 00:29:32,814 So you're not going to tell me? 477 00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:34,814 Well, if I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, would it? 478 00:29:34,814 --> 00:29:35,814 You didn't tell me. 479 00:29:35,814 --> 00:29:37,814 You didn't say it was going to be a surprise. 480 00:29:37,814 --> 00:29:39,814 You didn't tell me. It was a complete surprise to me. 481 00:29:39,814 --> 00:29:41,814 Yeah, but that was good for you. I don't know if this is going to be good for me. 482 00:29:41,814 --> 00:29:43,814 This is going to be very good for you. 483 00:29:43,814 --> 00:29:44,814 This is going to be very good. 484 00:29:44,814 --> 00:29:46,814 This is something you won't find in London, believe me. 485 00:29:46,814 --> 00:29:49,814 Something you don't find very often out here, in fact. 486 00:29:49,814 --> 00:29:51,814 Don't tell her, Rocky. Don't you breathe a word. 487 00:29:57,594 --> 00:29:59,594 He's here, he's here. 488 00:29:59,594 --> 00:30:01,786 Hey. 489 00:30:01,786 --> 00:30:02,786 How you doing, Andrew? 490 00:30:03,786 --> 00:30:05,786 Come on, get out of there. 491 00:30:05,786 --> 00:30:06,786 Come on. 492 00:30:06,786 --> 00:30:07,786 Hey. 493 00:30:07,786 --> 00:30:09,786 Come on, get out of there. 494 00:30:09,786 --> 00:30:10,786 Come on. 495 00:30:10,786 --> 00:30:12,786 How you doing? 496 00:30:12,786 --> 00:30:15,786 I love your car. 497 00:30:15,786 --> 00:30:19,002 This is Logan. 498 00:30:19,002 --> 00:30:21,002 This is my buddy, Logan. 499 00:30:21,002 --> 00:30:22,002 How you doing? 500 00:30:22,002 --> 00:30:23,002 There's the wife, Bernie. 501 00:30:23,002 --> 00:30:24,002 How you doing, Bernie? 502 00:30:24,002 --> 00:30:25,002 Hey. 503 00:30:28,002 --> 00:30:29,002 This is Uncle Augie. 504 00:30:29,002 --> 00:30:30,002 How are you, buddy? 505 00:30:30,002 --> 00:30:31,002 This is Jackie. 506 00:30:31,002 --> 00:30:32,002 How you doing? 507 00:30:32,002 --> 00:30:33,002 Sean! 508 00:30:33,002 --> 00:30:34,002 Sean! 509 00:30:34,002 --> 00:30:35,002 Good to see you. 510 00:30:35,002 --> 00:30:36,002 This is my mom. 511 00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:37,002 How you doing, Mom? 512 00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:46,002 So glad to see you back and have you back, and I'm so glad to meet you, dear. 513 00:30:46,002 --> 00:30:52,002 Did you get everybody's name already? 514 00:30:52,002 --> 00:30:54,002 I think so. 515 00:30:54,002 --> 00:30:56,002 Yeah, no problem. 516 00:30:56,002 --> 00:30:59,002 Did you have a good treat? 517 00:30:59,002 --> 00:31:04,002 Lord, bless this food and bless the people who are going to eat it. 518 00:31:04,002 --> 00:31:08,002 Keep us healthy, well, and safe from harm. 519 00:31:08,002 --> 00:31:14,002 Thank you for letting our son, John, come home for this meal and share our happiness with us. 520 00:31:14,002 --> 00:31:17,002 And thank you for watching over him while he's away. 521 00:31:17,002 --> 00:31:22,002 And now we're going to ask you to do the same for John's new friend. 522 00:31:22,002 --> 00:31:27,002 We ask this in the name of your son, Lord Jesus Christ. 523 00:31:27,002 --> 00:31:28,002 Amen. 524 00:31:34,650 --> 00:31:38,010 This is a picture of me when I was young, when I was in my heyday. 525 00:31:38,010 --> 00:31:41,690 And this is the man that I was in love with, my first love. 526 00:31:41,690 --> 00:31:45,210 But this is a picture of me later, and this is the one I married. 527 00:31:45,210 --> 00:31:48,250 And he's the one that gave me my babies. 528 00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:50,490 These are my first babies, here. 529 00:32:11,418 --> 00:32:16,418 I used to think my time was running down 530 00:32:18,130 --> 00:32:21,130 Life had got the best of me 531 00:32:21,130 --> 00:32:24,130 Love was just a broken dream 532 00:32:25,130 --> 00:32:30,130 Knowing you has turned my life around 533 00:32:31,130 --> 00:32:34,130 You mean everything to me 534 00:32:35,130 --> 00:32:38,130 Loving you has set me free 535 00:32:38,130 --> 00:32:41,130 I was a heart without a home 536 00:32:42,130 --> 00:32:45,130 I was a love without a friend 537 00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:48,130 When I hold you in my arms 538 00:32:48,130 --> 00:32:51,130 I can feel the love we share 539 00:32:52,130 --> 00:32:54,130 Now wherever I may go 540 00:32:55,130 --> 00:32:58,130 And whatever I may do 541 00:32:59,130 --> 00:33:01,130 I just want you to know 542 00:33:02,130 --> 00:33:05,130 Forever I love you 543 00:33:06,130 --> 00:33:11,482 Forever I love you 544 00:33:16,706 --> 00:33:21,706 Love is more than just a short romance 545 00:33:22,706 --> 00:33:26,706 Love is being born again 546 00:33:26,706 --> 00:33:29,706 Love is like a second wind 547 00:33:30,706 --> 00:33:34,706 Your love's given me another chance 548 00:33:35,706 --> 00:33:39,706 I've got to reach out and take it 549 00:33:39,706 --> 00:33:42,706 I know together we can make it 550 00:33:43,706 --> 00:33:46,706 I was a heart without a home 551 00:33:47,706 --> 00:33:50,706 I was a love without a friend 552 00:33:50,706 --> 00:33:53,994 When I hold you in my arms 553 00:33:53,994 --> 00:33:56,994 I can feel the love we share 554 00:33:56,994 --> 00:33:59,994 Now wherever I may go 555 00:34:00,994 --> 00:34:03,994 And whatever I may do 556 00:34:03,994 --> 00:34:06,994 I just want you to know 557 00:34:06,994 --> 00:34:09,994 Forever I love you 558 00:34:15,994 --> 00:34:20,186 Loving when we touch 559 00:34:22,186 --> 00:34:27,186 There is a chemistry between us 560 00:34:28,186 --> 00:34:31,186 Wherever I may go 561 00:34:32,186 --> 00:34:35,186 Wherever I may do 562 00:34:36,186 --> 00:34:40,186 Forever 563 00:34:41,186 --> 00:34:44,186 Forever I love you 564 00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:51,186 Forever I love you 565 00:34:54,186 --> 00:34:57,186 Forever I love you 566 00:34:57,186 --> 00:35:02,290 Forever I love you 567 00:35:09,850 --> 00:35:11,850 Come here. 568 00:35:11,850 --> 00:35:13,850 Oh, God. 569 00:35:13,850 --> 00:35:15,850 Come here. 570 00:35:15,850 --> 00:35:18,850 What kind of a dog is this? A purse snatcher? 571 00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:21,850 Well, Rocky's got some pretty strange habits. My apologies. 572 00:35:21,850 --> 00:35:23,850 I'm Cynthia. Hi, I'm John. Nice to meet you. 573 00:35:23,850 --> 00:35:25,850 Hi. Nice to meet you. 574 00:35:25,850 --> 00:35:27,850 Come on, Rocky. Let's go. Bye-bye. 575 00:35:29,850 --> 00:35:31,850 Come here. Get in there. 576 00:35:34,178 --> 00:35:36,178 Yo, guys! 577 00:35:36,178 --> 00:35:38,178 Look where we stand! 578 00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:40,178 This is highly fun. I'm a designer's boyfriend! 579 00:35:42,178 --> 00:35:44,178 What do you think, huh? 580 00:35:44,178 --> 00:35:46,178 Oh, yeah, well... 581 00:35:46,178 --> 00:35:48,178 Come in. You're blocking traffic. 582 00:35:48,178 --> 00:35:50,178 No, I got an early wardrobe call. You guys go ahead. Have a good time. 583 00:35:50,178 --> 00:35:52,178 It's all right. 584 00:35:52,178 --> 00:35:54,178 We'll be at Rusty's, all right? 585 00:35:54,178 --> 00:35:56,178 We'll be over at Rusty's. You be there. 586 00:35:56,178 --> 00:35:58,178 Say, ciao, baby! 587 00:36:02,330 --> 00:36:04,330 Now for a nice cool moosehead beer. 588 00:36:06,754 --> 00:36:07,754 It's rude in Canada. 589 00:36:08,754 --> 00:36:11,754 Land of the long horns and the long riders. 590 00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:13,754 And it's long on taste. 591 00:36:19,002 --> 00:36:19,502 Cut. 592 00:36:29,338 --> 00:36:30,638 Why don't you do it for your next shot? 593 00:36:30,638 --> 00:36:31,638 Where do I go? 594 00:36:31,638 --> 00:36:32,638 You don't know. 595 00:36:32,638 --> 00:36:33,638 Alright, you got it. 596 00:36:35,138 --> 00:36:36,138 You're great. 597 00:36:38,138 --> 00:36:39,138 I have to go now. 598 00:36:41,678 --> 00:36:42,678 I'll call you when we wrap. 599 00:37:07,450 --> 00:37:09,450 Who are you? 600 00:37:09,450 --> 00:37:11,450 I'm Diane. 601 00:37:11,450 --> 00:37:13,450 Your wardrobe girl. 602 00:37:22,682 --> 00:37:24,682 So where's my wardrobe? 603 00:37:29,594 --> 00:37:33,594 If you're gonna decide on your wardrobe, you're gonna have to turn around. 604 00:37:39,610 --> 00:37:42,110 Excuse me, my skirt keeps riding up. 605 00:37:52,698 --> 00:37:55,198 Your lips are so soft and sensual. 606 00:37:55,198 --> 00:37:57,198 I'd better put this on. 607 00:38:16,154 --> 00:38:21,154 Diana, I don't think you understand. I'm in love with somebody. 608 00:38:21,154 --> 00:38:24,154 That's my favorite kind. 609 00:38:25,154 --> 00:38:26,154 Uh, no, you don't... 610 00:38:26,154 --> 00:38:35,154 Shh! John, every man in his lifetime is entitled to at least one weak moment. 611 00:38:35,154 --> 00:38:37,154 And yours has come. 612 00:38:42,154 --> 00:38:44,154 I forgot my portfolio. 613 00:38:59,322 --> 00:39:00,322 Jackie! 614 00:39:00,322 --> 00:39:11,162 I forget about her, okay? 615 00:39:11,162 --> 00:39:12,162 She's history. 616 00:39:12,162 --> 00:39:15,002 Come on, you got a disease here. 617 00:39:15,002 --> 00:39:16,002 Pecoritis. 618 00:39:16,002 --> 00:39:20,042 You're being led down the path of life by your pecker. 619 00:39:20,042 --> 00:39:24,042 When you die, John, I'm gonna have you cremated, I'm gonna take your ashes, and I'm gonna spread 620 00:39:24,042 --> 00:39:25,602 them all over the Playboy Mansion. 621 00:39:25,602 --> 00:39:28,642 Yeah, you're one to be talking about pecoritis. 622 00:39:28,642 --> 00:39:31,562 I don't let it interfere with my responsibilities, John. 623 00:39:31,562 --> 00:39:35,122 What's the difference between you and me? 624 00:39:35,122 --> 00:39:39,770 You can have all of these girls, is that so bad? 625 00:39:39,770 --> 00:39:42,130 Monogamy is in your lifestyle, John. 626 00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:45,250 Never has been and never will be. 627 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:46,690 Come on! 628 00:39:46,690 --> 00:39:49,410 Come on! 629 00:39:49,410 --> 00:39:50,410 What time is it? 630 00:39:50,410 --> 00:39:54,770 All right, now, you're gonna... you made me late for an appointment, okay? 631 00:39:54,770 --> 00:39:58,370 Now, I want you to go back to work, forget about the girl before you get written off 632 00:39:58,370 --> 00:39:59,370 the show. 633 00:39:59,370 --> 00:40:00,370 Period. 634 00:40:00,810 --> 00:40:03,810 I don't want to lose the ten percent. 635 00:40:03,810 --> 00:40:04,810 All right? 636 00:40:04,810 --> 00:40:05,810 Yeah, all right. 637 00:40:05,810 --> 00:40:06,810 Give me some. 638 00:40:06,810 --> 00:40:07,810 Take it easy. 639 00:40:34,586 --> 00:40:36,586 What do you think, Rocky? 640 00:40:36,586 --> 00:40:38,586 Somebody trying to tell us something? 641 00:40:58,042 --> 00:41:02,042 So many miles to separate 642 00:41:04,042 --> 00:41:06,042 It's just so strange, man 643 00:41:08,042 --> 00:41:11,042 For me to be here all alone 644 00:41:12,042 --> 00:41:16,042 And you were over there, I need you tonight 645 00:41:18,042 --> 00:41:21,042 My faraway love 646 00:41:29,754 --> 00:41:31,954 Hey, we're having a great time tonight. 647 00:41:31,954 --> 00:41:34,354 And our next contestant from Long Beach, 648 00:41:34,354 --> 00:41:36,054 Miss Karen Leland. 649 00:41:36,054 --> 00:41:37,454 Karen, you want to come out? 650 00:41:37,454 --> 00:41:38,554 Guys, say hello. 651 00:41:38,554 --> 00:41:39,554 Hi, Karen. 652 00:41:39,554 --> 00:41:40,554 How are you? 653 00:41:40,554 --> 00:41:41,554 How are you? 654 00:41:41,554 --> 00:41:45,014 That's my beautiful wife. 655 00:41:45,014 --> 00:41:47,014 Oh, beautiful. 656 00:41:47,014 --> 00:41:49,214 Also from Long Beach, we have Miss Dawn Miller. 657 00:41:49,214 --> 00:41:50,714 Dawn, let's hear it for Dawn. 658 00:41:50,714 --> 00:41:51,514 Woo! 659 00:41:51,514 --> 00:41:52,514 Woo! 660 00:41:52,514 --> 00:41:53,514 Woo! 661 00:41:53,514 --> 00:41:54,722 We love Dawn. 662 00:41:54,722 --> 00:41:56,722 Next from the Champanada Valley, we have 663 00:41:56,722 --> 00:41:57,922 the Canadian alum, 664 00:41:57,922 --> 00:41:58,722 Mr. Secretary for Economics. 665 00:41:58,722 --> 00:42:00,722 Hey, well, listen, you came up with some pretty good stories 666 00:42:00,722 --> 00:42:02,722 yourself in between jobs. 667 00:42:02,722 --> 00:42:04,722 Also we have, from the Valley, 668 00:42:04,722 --> 00:42:05,722 Miss Trudy Adams, 669 00:42:05,722 --> 00:42:07,722 an original Valley girl. 670 00:42:07,722 --> 00:42:09,722 An original Valley girl. 671 00:42:09,722 --> 00:42:11,722 I'm home. 672 00:42:11,722 --> 00:42:13,722 I don't know if I'm ready for this. 673 00:42:13,722 --> 00:42:15,722 Will you quit worrying? 674 00:42:15,722 --> 00:42:17,722 Enjoy yourself. 675 00:42:19,722 --> 00:42:21,210 And last but not least, 676 00:42:21,210 --> 00:42:23,210 we have a lady from Florida. 677 00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:25,210 She's a former Miss Grapefruit. 678 00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:26,210 I would like to introduce to you, 679 00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:27,210 Miss Nancy Burton. 680 00:42:27,210 --> 00:42:28,210 Nancy. 681 00:42:42,618 --> 00:42:47,118 As you all know, the winner of Miss Jailbait is gonna receive a screen test 682 00:42:47,118 --> 00:42:49,318 from a soon-to-be-produced feature film. 683 00:42:49,318 --> 00:42:51,918 Screen test? What kind of scam is this? 684 00:42:51,918 --> 00:42:56,918 John, the older you get, the more creative you must prepare. 685 00:42:56,918 --> 00:43:01,818 Now, there is nothing like a beauty contest to smoke out the local talent. 686 00:43:01,818 --> 00:43:02,918 Enjoy it! 687 00:43:02,918 --> 00:43:07,118 Yeah, we'll corral them up, take them over to Russ's for a little shitty biggie. 688 00:43:07,118 --> 00:43:10,018 You know, it's like flocking geese to a Thanksgiving banquet. 689 00:43:10,018 --> 00:43:12,518 Yeah, come Thanksgiving, we'll be in jail for fraud. 690 00:43:12,518 --> 00:43:16,018 So let's give everybody a hand. All the girls. 691 00:43:16,018 --> 00:43:19,518 Our prominent judges. We're honored to have you here tonight. 692 00:43:19,518 --> 00:43:22,018 And all of you in the audience, thank you very, very much for coming. 693 00:43:22,018 --> 00:43:24,018 We'll be right back. 694 00:43:30,638 --> 00:43:37,138 John, you mean to tell me that if you had the chance to nail Miss Grapefruit, you'd pass? 695 00:43:49,370 --> 00:43:51,370 Morning Nancy 696 00:43:53,626 --> 00:43:58,186 Get you a glass of grapefruit juice or something when can I meet your agent? 697 00:44:01,466 --> 00:44:06,786 Not hello or good morning, but when can I meet your agent? 698 00:44:07,826 --> 00:44:11,906 I've never seen such a mercenary. Oh, no, that's not true 699 00:44:15,546 --> 00:44:19,562 Russ seven a party today. We can stop by when 700 00:44:21,922 --> 00:44:23,922 Soon as you're ready 701 00:44:25,642 --> 00:44:27,642 Great oh 702 00:44:30,874 --> 00:44:32,874 And I'm not a mercenary 703 00:44:40,346 --> 00:44:42,346 What do you think, Rocky? 704 00:44:52,730 --> 00:44:54,730 My sentiments exactly. 705 00:45:41,562 --> 00:45:43,562 How do I look? 706 00:45:43,562 --> 00:45:45,562 Like somebody with a purpose. 707 00:45:45,562 --> 00:45:48,562 Gee, I bet you say that to all the girls. 708 00:45:55,802 --> 00:45:56,802 God. 709 00:45:58,442 --> 00:46:01,050 Who's here? Hi. 710 00:46:01,210 --> 00:46:02,210 Hi. 711 00:46:02,370 --> 00:46:03,370 Remember Nancy Burton, Dr. Russ? 712 00:46:03,530 --> 00:46:05,210 Do I remember Nancy? I voted for Nancy. 713 00:46:05,370 --> 00:46:06,370 Really? 714 00:46:06,530 --> 00:46:08,010 Yes, I did. Miss Grapefruits, right? 715 00:46:08,170 --> 00:46:09,170 I'm impressed. 716 00:46:09,330 --> 00:46:12,010 Uh, Russ, um... 717 00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:15,050 I'd like to talk to you about representation sometime. 718 00:46:15,210 --> 00:46:17,130 Can you tell me when would be convenient? 719 00:46:17,290 --> 00:46:19,890 Nancy, don't beat around the bush. Just get right to the point, okay? 720 00:46:20,050 --> 00:46:21,850 I've got what it takes, Russ. 721 00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:24,930 I think that's obvious. 722 00:46:25,090 --> 00:46:27,050 I mean it. I mean it. 723 00:46:28,410 --> 00:46:31,090 But look, why don't you go up to the pool, 724 00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:34,490 have a... have a hot dog, 725 00:46:34,650 --> 00:46:37,930 and then we'll talk about it later, okay? 726 00:46:38,090 --> 00:46:40,010 Can I get you one? 727 00:46:40,170 --> 00:46:43,650 No, but I'll take a beer. How's that? Okay? 728 00:46:43,810 --> 00:46:44,810 Same. 729 00:46:52,602 --> 00:46:54,602 She any good? 730 00:46:54,602 --> 00:46:57,802 She's a mercenary. That's about all I get these days. 731 00:46:57,802 --> 00:46:59,802 Out for the gold, huh? 732 00:46:59,802 --> 00:47:01,802 Yeah, no question about it. 733 00:47:01,802 --> 00:47:03,802 Well... 734 00:47:03,802 --> 00:47:06,418 I always said, 735 00:47:06,418 --> 00:47:08,418 if you use gold digger bait, you get gold diggered. 736 00:47:08,418 --> 00:47:10,418 At least that's been my experience. 737 00:47:12,682 --> 00:47:15,682 Broth, I'm flat broke. 738 00:47:15,682 --> 00:47:17,682 I'm delinquenting my mortgage payments. 739 00:47:17,682 --> 00:47:19,682 They're about to repossess my car. 740 00:47:19,682 --> 00:47:21,682 And you're out here chipping golf balls 741 00:47:21,682 --> 00:47:23,682 on your big green lawn. 742 00:47:23,682 --> 00:47:25,682 There's something weird about that. 743 00:47:25,682 --> 00:47:27,682 John, you're an artist. 744 00:47:27,682 --> 00:47:29,682 Artists are supposed to suffer. 745 00:47:29,682 --> 00:47:31,682 Meanwhile, the middleman takes the A train to Fat City. 746 00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:33,682 You get all the glory. That's all I get is money. 747 00:47:33,682 --> 00:47:35,682 What are you talking about? 748 00:47:35,682 --> 00:47:37,682 And besides that, it's hard to believe 749 00:47:37,682 --> 00:47:39,682 it's floating around town that that's all you're in the business for 750 00:47:39,682 --> 00:47:41,682 is the fringe benefits anyway. 751 00:47:41,682 --> 00:47:43,682 Nasty rumor, isn't it? 752 00:47:43,682 --> 00:47:45,682 I don't understand how rumors like that get started. 753 00:47:45,682 --> 00:47:47,682 It really burns me. 754 00:47:47,682 --> 00:47:49,682 Well, look, I set you up for a commercial interview 755 00:47:49,682 --> 00:47:51,682 and you didn't even want to go on it on Wednesday, right? 756 00:47:51,682 --> 00:47:53,682 I only do a certain kind of commercial. 757 00:47:55,682 --> 00:47:57,682 Well, I got another one for you today. 758 00:47:57,682 --> 00:47:59,682 It's 3 o'clock at the Crossroads. 759 00:48:01,682 --> 00:48:03,682 Please go on it. 760 00:48:08,794 --> 00:48:11,794 So, in essence, it's the princess and the frog. 761 00:48:11,794 --> 00:48:14,134 And see, when the princess kisses the frog, 762 00:48:14,134 --> 00:48:16,334 the frog becomes this handsome cowboy, 763 00:48:16,334 --> 00:48:18,734 which convinces us that we should brush our teeth 764 00:48:18,734 --> 00:48:20,574 with hyperglyme. 765 00:48:20,574 --> 00:48:22,814 Okay? You got that? Great. 766 00:48:22,814 --> 00:48:25,214 Okay. Oh, by the way, what's your name? 767 00:48:25,214 --> 00:48:26,214 John Ripley. 768 00:48:26,214 --> 00:48:27,214 John, John. 769 00:48:27,214 --> 00:48:29,514 We're going to be doing three of these beauties, okay? 770 00:48:29,514 --> 00:48:32,814 We're going to be doing a pig, a toad, and a rooster. 771 00:48:32,814 --> 00:48:35,554 So, let's start with the toad hop first. 772 00:48:35,554 --> 00:48:36,794 The toad hop? 773 00:48:36,794 --> 00:48:37,914 Don't be embarrassed. 774 00:48:37,914 --> 00:48:39,714 You're among friends here. 775 00:48:39,714 --> 00:48:41,474 Listen, some of the biggest actors in the business 776 00:48:41,474 --> 00:48:42,974 are doing commercials. 777 00:48:42,974 --> 00:48:44,514 Okay? Good. 778 00:48:44,514 --> 00:48:47,414 Uh, Linda, you want to come over here, please? 779 00:48:47,414 --> 00:48:51,926 Okay, a little, uh, little recap now. 780 00:48:51,926 --> 00:48:55,946 Uh, hop like a toad, croak, and then, uh, 781 00:48:55,946 --> 00:48:58,066 Linda will give you a little, uh, peck on the cheek. 782 00:48:58,066 --> 00:48:59,066 All right? 783 00:48:59,066 --> 00:49:02,406 I'm, I'm not sure I know what you mean. 784 00:49:02,406 --> 00:49:04,846 Uh, just hop like a toad. 785 00:49:04,846 --> 00:49:06,286 Okay. 786 00:49:06,286 --> 00:49:07,446 Okay? 787 00:49:07,446 --> 00:49:08,446 On action now. 788 00:49:12,754 --> 00:49:13,754 Action. 789 00:49:13,754 --> 00:49:16,522 That's fantastic. 790 00:49:16,522 --> 00:49:17,522 That's fantastic. 791 00:49:17,522 --> 00:49:21,002 But, John, I feel that you're holding back. 792 00:49:21,002 --> 00:49:22,242 I need more from you. 793 00:49:22,242 --> 00:49:24,702 Much, much more, all right? 794 00:49:24,702 --> 00:49:25,942 Let's try it again. 795 00:49:25,942 --> 00:49:26,942 Take it on action. 796 00:49:29,782 --> 00:49:31,822 And action. 797 00:49:31,822 --> 00:49:34,622 Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit. 798 00:49:34,622 --> 00:49:36,522 Something's not, something's not working here. 799 00:49:36,522 --> 00:49:38,102 How, how's your rooster? 800 00:49:38,102 --> 00:49:39,822 Uh, I don't have one. 801 00:49:39,822 --> 00:49:42,642 Hey, hey, that's, that's funny. 802 00:49:42,642 --> 00:49:44,602 No, seriously, I'd like to hear you do a rooster. 803 00:49:44,662 --> 00:49:45,662 I can do a chicken. 804 00:49:45,662 --> 00:49:46,662 That. 805 00:49:46,662 --> 00:49:50,474 That's a chicken. 806 00:49:50,474 --> 00:49:52,474 I want you to do a rooster, John. 807 00:49:52,474 --> 00:49:53,474 Great. 808 00:49:53,474 --> 00:49:54,474 Uh. 809 00:49:54,474 --> 00:49:55,474 Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit. 810 00:50:03,706 --> 00:50:04,706 Thanks for coming in. 811 00:50:04,706 --> 00:50:05,706 Oh, my pleasure. 812 00:50:05,706 --> 00:50:06,706 Appreciate it. 813 00:50:06,706 --> 00:50:07,706 We'll be talking to you. 814 00:50:07,706 --> 00:50:08,706 Sure, thanks very much. 815 00:50:08,706 --> 00:50:09,706 Uh-huh. 816 00:50:09,706 --> 00:50:10,706 Bye. 817 00:50:10,706 --> 00:50:12,770 Bye-bye now. 818 00:50:12,770 --> 00:50:15,250 I'm gonna be jumping around like a goddamn frog all over the room. 819 00:50:15,250 --> 00:50:16,250 I'm not an animal. 820 00:50:16,250 --> 00:50:17,250 You're an actor. 821 00:50:17,250 --> 00:50:18,250 That's what you're supposed to do. 822 00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:19,250 That was the job. 823 00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:20,250 I don't do that. 824 00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:23,530 Then I don't know what you're gonna do, John. 825 00:50:23,530 --> 00:50:25,650 Maybe you should get a job driving an ice cream truck. 826 00:50:25,650 --> 00:50:26,650 Get a newspaper reel. 827 00:50:26,650 --> 00:50:28,450 I told you I wasn't right for the commercial. 828 00:50:28,450 --> 00:50:31,090 It's bad feedback. 829 00:50:31,090 --> 00:50:32,090 Bad feedback. 830 00:50:33,090 --> 00:50:36,090 It's bad feedback. 831 00:50:36,090 --> 00:50:39,090 What about the tapes I did for CBS last month? 832 00:50:41,994 --> 00:50:42,994 You said they were terrific. 833 00:50:42,994 --> 00:50:43,994 I lied. 834 00:50:45,994 --> 00:50:47,450 You wanna know the truth? 835 00:50:47,450 --> 00:50:49,450 They were terrible. 836 00:50:49,450 --> 00:50:55,450 If CBS made 10,000 copies, they could sell them to insomniacs throughout the country and make a fortune. 837 00:50:55,450 --> 00:50:58,450 That's how good your tapes were. 838 00:50:59,450 --> 00:51:02,098 I shouldn't have said that. 839 00:51:02,098 --> 00:51:03,098 I'm sorry. 840 00:51:03,098 --> 00:51:04,098 Forgive me. 841 00:51:05,098 --> 00:51:06,266 Forgive me. 842 00:51:12,154 --> 00:51:14,714 John you had this great appeal 843 00:51:16,714 --> 00:51:18,754 You were good 844 00:51:19,754 --> 00:51:21,922 But you didn't want to work at 845 00:51:23,282 --> 00:51:26,234 And because of that I can't be your agent anymore 846 00:51:28,154 --> 00:51:31,826 What I just think you should find another agent 847 00:51:33,426 --> 00:51:35,426 Sorry I 848 00:51:36,106 --> 00:51:38,306 Want to be a friend John 849 00:51:39,826 --> 00:51:43,402 Call me 850 00:51:43,402 --> 00:51:46,066 We'll get together 851 00:52:10,362 --> 00:52:11,362 Your dog. 852 00:52:11,362 --> 00:52:13,862 Uh, no, uh, yeah, it is. 853 00:52:13,862 --> 00:52:15,362 Rocky, come here. Sit down. 854 00:52:16,362 --> 00:52:17,362 Come here. 855 00:52:17,362 --> 00:52:19,862 Lord, this has been one hell of a day. 856 00:52:19,862 --> 00:52:22,862 First I broke a fingernail, got my hair caught in an elevator, 857 00:52:22,862 --> 00:52:25,862 dropped and broke a bottle of mouthwash in the supermarket, 858 00:52:25,862 --> 00:52:28,362 cab driver then kicked me out of his cab, 859 00:52:28,862 --> 00:52:32,862 then this dog grabs me, and, well, here I am. 860 00:52:32,862 --> 00:52:35,362 I'm expecting my wife. You can't sit here. 861 00:52:35,362 --> 00:52:36,862 You're just prejudiced. 862 00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:39,862 If you were a real gentleman, you'd buy a lady a drink. 863 00:52:50,522 --> 00:52:55,522 You got some mouthwash or some chewing gum or something? 864 00:52:55,522 --> 00:52:57,522 John! 865 00:53:03,578 --> 00:53:05,578 Jackie. 866 00:53:05,578 --> 00:53:07,578 How have you been? 867 00:53:07,578 --> 00:53:09,578 Great. Super. 868 00:53:09,578 --> 00:53:14,370 I hope I'm not interrupting anything. 869 00:53:14,370 --> 00:53:16,370 Not at all. 870 00:53:16,370 --> 00:53:18,370 John, this is, uh, Rolf Daniels. 871 00:53:18,370 --> 00:53:20,370 I'm Ramona. 872 00:53:22,370 --> 00:53:24,370 Nice to meet you, Ramona. 873 00:53:28,330 --> 00:53:30,330 Well, um, we'll leave you two to your conversation. 874 00:53:32,330 --> 00:53:34,330 Nice to see you again. 875 00:53:34,330 --> 00:53:36,330 Bye-bye. 876 00:53:40,026 --> 00:53:44,026 I've seen him on the Merv Griffin show. He's a famous writer. 877 00:53:44,026 --> 00:53:45,026 A writer? 878 00:53:45,026 --> 00:53:46,026 Yes. 879 00:53:53,882 --> 00:53:56,082 What would you like to drink, Ramona? 880 00:53:56,162 --> 00:53:58,562 Now, that's the way to treat a lady. 881 00:54:00,722 --> 00:54:06,050 Jackie, my dear, they have a delightful pate 882 00:54:06,130 --> 00:54:08,730 of salmon, whitefish and trout 883 00:54:08,810 --> 00:54:11,890 with pistachios in a tart white sauce 884 00:54:11,970 --> 00:54:15,370 decorated with tarragon leaves and asparagus tips. 885 00:54:15,450 --> 00:54:19,330 And, of course, the fresh salmon is marinated, not smoked, 886 00:54:19,410 --> 00:54:22,730 and served in thin slices with fresh dill 887 00:54:22,810 --> 00:54:25,050 and rosettes of sour cream. 888 00:54:26,970 --> 00:54:27,970 Jackie? 889 00:54:29,690 --> 00:54:32,098 Were you ever a waiter? 890 00:54:32,178 --> 00:54:34,098 Good God, no. 891 00:54:34,178 --> 00:54:37,098 Why ever would you ask me a thing like that? 892 00:54:37,178 --> 00:54:39,698 The salmon sounds fine. 893 00:54:39,778 --> 00:54:40,698 Good. 894 00:54:40,778 --> 00:54:44,698 Ralph Daniels to the telephone area. Mr. Ralph Daniels. 895 00:54:44,778 --> 00:54:46,698 You'll have to excuse me, Jackie. I'm terribly sorry. 896 00:54:46,778 --> 00:54:48,698 I told my lawyer to phone me at 8.30. 897 00:55:02,458 --> 00:55:03,458 Hello? 898 00:55:03,458 --> 00:55:09,458 How would you like to meet an attractive lady with a very, very interesting story to tell? 899 00:55:09,458 --> 00:55:10,458 Who is this? 900 00:55:10,458 --> 00:55:12,458 I just look to your right and you'll see. 901 00:55:21,018 --> 00:55:26,218 Lover boy, I've got a story that's going to crisp your tortilla. 902 00:55:26,218 --> 00:55:28,618 Stop! That's quite far enough. 903 00:55:28,618 --> 00:55:31,418 You stay away from me. 904 00:55:31,418 --> 00:55:34,418 Oh, come on now. 905 00:55:41,306 --> 00:55:44,306 You're not supposed to be in here. Now get out! 906 00:55:44,306 --> 00:55:47,306 Oh yeah? What does this look like to you? 907 00:55:47,306 --> 00:55:49,306 Oh my God! 908 00:55:53,370 --> 00:55:55,370 Hi, I just wanted to come over and say hello. 909 00:55:57,858 --> 00:55:58,858 Can I sit down? 910 00:55:58,858 --> 00:55:59,858 Sure. 911 00:56:03,306 --> 00:56:04,306 So who's your friend? 912 00:56:04,306 --> 00:56:08,306 That's not my friend. That's just somebody Rocky snagged by mistake. 913 00:56:08,306 --> 00:56:10,306 Rocky must be getting old. 914 00:56:10,306 --> 00:56:12,306 Yeah, he is. 915 00:56:13,306 --> 00:56:15,306 You look great. 916 00:56:15,306 --> 00:56:16,306 Thanks. 917 00:56:17,306 --> 00:56:19,306 You look really tired, John. 918 00:56:19,306 --> 00:56:21,306 It's all long hours. I've been working hard. 919 00:56:23,306 --> 00:56:26,274 Jackie, I'm a changed man. 920 00:56:26,274 --> 00:56:28,274 You'll never change, John. 921 00:56:28,274 --> 00:56:30,274 You're incorrigible. 922 00:56:30,274 --> 00:56:33,274 And you've never really known what's important. 923 00:56:33,274 --> 00:56:35,274 Give me a chance to prove that. 924 00:56:35,274 --> 00:56:37,274 That sounds fair enough. 925 00:56:38,274 --> 00:56:43,370 John, this matchbook cover has two phone numbers on it. 926 00:56:43,370 --> 00:56:44,370 So? 927 00:56:45,370 --> 00:56:47,370 And I'll bet... 928 00:56:48,370 --> 00:56:50,954 Business numbers. 929 00:56:50,954 --> 00:56:52,954 Old girls, no guys. 930 00:56:52,954 --> 00:56:56,954 Well, I'm a single man. Of course I'm going to have a few numbers. 931 00:56:57,954 --> 00:56:59,954 Look, I know my rights. 932 00:56:59,954 --> 00:57:01,954 You don't have to push so hard either. 933 00:57:03,954 --> 00:57:04,954 He... 934 00:57:05,954 --> 00:57:06,954 She... 935 00:57:06,954 --> 00:57:07,954 She... 936 00:57:08,954 --> 00:57:10,954 Tried to molest me. 937 00:57:10,954 --> 00:57:12,954 So you've changed, huh? 938 00:57:12,954 --> 00:57:15,954 Looks like you still have your old tricks, John. 939 00:57:16,954 --> 00:57:20,698 Look, what I'm going to do is I'm going to call your agent, 940 00:57:20,698 --> 00:57:22,698 and leave my number, and then you can call me back. 941 00:57:22,698 --> 00:57:24,698 Don't forget these numbers, John. 942 00:57:24,698 --> 00:57:28,698 You may need them when you resume your social life. 943 00:57:37,274 --> 00:57:40,874 You certainly keep some very peculiar company, Mr. Ripley. 944 00:57:41,774 --> 00:57:42,774 Let's go. 945 00:57:50,042 --> 00:57:59,006 Rocky Rocky Rock 946 00:58:35,610 --> 00:58:37,610 John, sorry. 947 00:58:38,610 --> 00:58:40,610 Internal hemorrhage. 948 00:59:47,034 --> 00:59:50,034 You can also leave the train and brutalize. 949 01:00:04,314 --> 01:00:06,314 Where's the rent check, Robert D.? 950 01:00:06,914 --> 01:00:09,214 It's an out-of-state check. I'm waiting for it to clear. 951 01:00:09,314 --> 01:00:10,614 Should be clear by Wednesday. 952 01:00:12,314 --> 01:00:14,614 When it better clear, you'll be searing out. 953 01:00:15,214 --> 01:00:17,714 You'll be sleeping in a tent in Griffith Park. 954 01:00:18,014 --> 01:00:19,014 You have the picture? 955 01:00:19,014 --> 01:00:20,214 Yeah, I got it. Thanks. 956 01:00:21,214 --> 01:00:22,214 Yeah. 957 01:00:44,986 --> 01:00:46,986 I would say nostalgia is bigger than it used to be. 958 01:00:46,986 --> 01:00:48,986 Oh yeah, nostalgia is coming back very strong. 959 01:00:48,986 --> 01:00:55,234 Actors and actresses who played the stars and starlets of the past, 960 01:00:55,234 --> 01:01:00,234 we're getting calls from all over, from major charities, from film companies, 961 01:01:00,234 --> 01:01:02,234 I mean, you've never seen anything like it. 962 01:01:02,234 --> 01:01:05,234 It's really becoming a very, very important business. 963 01:01:35,194 --> 01:01:39,994 I told you, I can give you Gable, I can give you Cooper, I can't give you Flynn. 964 01:01:39,994 --> 01:01:42,494 He washed up on the beach on Saturday. 965 01:01:42,494 --> 01:01:44,494 Yeah, it was terrible. 966 01:01:46,134 --> 01:01:51,334 Uh, listen, can I call you back in a little while? I got somebody here. 967 01:01:51,334 --> 01:01:53,334 Okay, thanks. 968 01:01:54,634 --> 01:01:56,334 You all right? Want some water? 969 01:01:56,334 --> 01:01:57,334 No. 970 01:01:59,834 --> 01:02:05,834 No question, no question, you are a dead ringer for John Ripley, no question. 971 01:02:05,834 --> 01:02:07,834 I stood out. 972 01:02:09,834 --> 01:02:12,834 Did any strangers ever take any swings at you? 973 01:02:13,834 --> 01:02:14,834 Yeah! 974 01:02:14,834 --> 01:02:16,834 Uh, no. 975 01:02:16,834 --> 01:02:19,834 What's your name again? I'm sorry. 976 01:02:19,834 --> 01:02:21,834 Uh, Tom. Tom Clark. 977 01:02:21,834 --> 01:02:23,834 Tom, yeah. 978 01:02:23,834 --> 01:02:26,834 You know, John Ripley was never a major celebrity. 979 01:02:26,834 --> 01:02:28,834 He couldn't act at all. 980 01:02:29,934 --> 01:02:32,934 He had the women come in through the front door and going out the back. 981 01:02:33,934 --> 01:02:35,934 That's what I heard, yeah. 982 01:02:35,934 --> 01:02:37,934 He was a stiff that got lucky. 983 01:02:39,934 --> 01:02:43,934 Yeah, I thought we could have some interest. 984 01:02:43,934 --> 01:02:48,934 With the bored housewives in the smaller towns. 985 01:02:48,934 --> 01:02:51,934 I wonder what happened to that guy anyway. 986 01:02:51,934 --> 01:02:55,934 He's a big star in Europe, yeah, a big star. 987 01:02:56,034 --> 01:02:58,034 Well, God bless him. 988 01:02:58,034 --> 01:02:59,034 Did you ever meet him? 989 01:02:59,034 --> 01:03:00,034 No. 990 01:03:04,106 --> 01:03:08,098 He was shorter than me. 991 01:03:08,098 --> 01:03:10,098 He had a high squeaky voice. 992 01:03:10,098 --> 01:03:12,098 They had to dub his voice. 993 01:03:12,098 --> 01:03:14,098 They dubbed everything he did anyway. 994 01:03:14,098 --> 01:03:16,098 Yeah, I heard that. 995 01:03:16,098 --> 01:03:18,098 It's Hollywood, right? Am I right? 996 01:03:18,098 --> 01:03:19,098 Yeah. 997 01:03:19,098 --> 01:03:21,098 The land of dreams. 998 01:03:21,098 --> 01:03:23,098 Well, Tom, right? 999 01:03:23,098 --> 01:03:25,098 I think we could work something out. 1000 01:03:25,198 --> 01:03:29,198 We're all going to the polo club in Burbank on Saturday. 1001 01:03:29,198 --> 01:03:30,198 Do you think you can make it? 1002 01:03:30,198 --> 01:03:31,198 Sure. 1003 01:03:31,198 --> 01:03:32,198 Well, good. 1004 01:03:32,198 --> 01:03:34,198 Give me a call this afternoon. 1005 01:03:34,198 --> 01:03:36,198 We'll work out the specifics. 1006 01:03:36,198 --> 01:03:38,198 You mind if I call you R.J., Mr. Jacobs? 1007 01:03:38,198 --> 01:03:39,198 You bet. 1008 01:03:39,198 --> 01:03:41,198 Get yourself some flashy clothes. 1009 01:03:41,198 --> 01:03:43,198 You know, shave, spruce up a little bit. 1010 01:03:43,198 --> 01:03:45,198 Ripley was a fashionable guy, very chic. 1011 01:03:45,198 --> 01:03:47,198 Okay. 1012 01:03:47,198 --> 01:03:50,198 And see if you can find a big white dog. 1013 01:03:50,198 --> 01:03:52,198 He always went around with a big white dog. 1014 01:03:52,298 --> 01:03:54,298 I don't know if I can get a dog on such short notice. 1015 01:03:54,298 --> 01:03:56,298 Don't worry about it. 1016 01:03:56,298 --> 01:03:58,298 It's no bother. 1017 01:03:58,298 --> 01:04:00,298 Just give me a call, okay? 1018 01:04:00,298 --> 01:04:01,298 All right. 1019 01:04:01,298 --> 01:04:03,298 See you. 1020 01:04:03,298 --> 01:04:06,266 Okay? 1021 01:04:06,266 --> 01:04:08,266 Just while I think about it, 1022 01:04:08,266 --> 01:04:10,266 I'm a little tapped at present. 1023 01:04:10,266 --> 01:04:12,266 I was thinking maybe if you could see your way clear, 1024 01:04:12,266 --> 01:04:14,266 give me an advance, maybe a couple hundred bucks, 1025 01:04:14,266 --> 01:04:16,266 something like that. 1026 01:04:16,266 --> 01:04:19,842 I'm sorry. 1027 01:04:19,842 --> 01:04:21,842 That's against company policy. 1028 01:04:21,842 --> 01:04:23,842 I can't. 1029 01:04:23,942 --> 01:04:27,942 Can you give me a call this afternoon and we'll work it out? 1030 01:04:27,942 --> 01:04:29,942 Okay, thanks a lot. 1031 01:04:29,942 --> 01:04:31,942 Okay. 1032 01:05:10,554 --> 01:05:11,554 48 more days. 1033 01:05:11,554 --> 01:05:15,770 48 more days. 1034 01:05:26,330 --> 01:05:31,130 You know, somebody once said that if your friends who'd be waiting for you the day you got out of jail... 1035 01:05:31,130 --> 01:05:32,830 Yeah, there's not too many of those, Russ. 1036 01:05:32,830 --> 01:05:34,830 I found that out the hard way. 1037 01:05:36,330 --> 01:05:37,830 But you hear, John... 1038 01:05:39,130 --> 01:05:40,830 I'll never forget it, John. 1039 01:05:41,130 --> 01:05:42,830 Never. You'd be there for me. 1040 01:05:43,030 --> 01:05:45,830 At least I haven't wasted my time since I've been in here. 1041 01:05:48,438 --> 01:05:50,938 I want you to be the first one to read my book. 1042 01:05:51,938 --> 01:05:53,438 It's almost finished. 1043 01:05:53,638 --> 01:05:55,638 I'd love to read your new book. 1044 01:05:55,638 --> 01:05:58,138 You got a title? 1045 01:06:03,386 --> 01:06:06,386 The Poupee Termigant. 1046 01:06:07,786 --> 01:06:11,082 The Poupee Termigant? What's a Termigant? 1047 01:06:11,182 --> 01:06:13,182 A Termigant is a... 1048 01:06:14,082 --> 01:06:18,082 is a shrewish, bickering woman. 1049 01:06:19,282 --> 01:06:21,282 It's the girl who got me into this mess. 1050 01:06:21,382 --> 01:06:24,682 A Termigant in the Poupee, stage 13! 1051 01:06:24,782 --> 01:06:27,082 I saw the picture in the paper. She looked at least 16. 1052 01:06:27,182 --> 01:06:29,182 16! 1053 01:06:29,882 --> 01:06:32,882 She looked 18 if she looked a day! 1054 01:06:33,882 --> 01:06:37,882 I was stunned, John! I'm still stunned! 1055 01:06:37,982 --> 01:06:39,982 Russ, we were all stunned. 1056 01:06:41,382 --> 01:06:46,182 This book is an expose on the inner workings of the Poupee Termigant. 1057 01:06:46,282 --> 01:06:50,282 But not only that, the female mind in general... 1058 01:06:50,682 --> 01:06:52,682 they are bitches! 1059 01:06:52,982 --> 01:06:55,982 And I hate them! 1060 01:07:02,650 --> 01:07:03,650 No. 1061 01:07:06,706 --> 01:07:09,706 That's the difference between you and me, Reyes. 1062 01:07:10,706 --> 01:07:14,058 They stink, John. 1063 01:07:15,058 --> 01:07:17,578 You'll see. 1064 01:07:24,762 --> 01:07:38,242 First you say one thing, then you say another, then everybody switches back around again. 1065 01:07:38,242 --> 01:07:39,242 You're tearing me apart! 1066 01:07:39,242 --> 01:07:43,562 Now listen, Scarlet, I've been told you don't smoke. 1067 01:07:43,562 --> 01:07:44,962 Some people say you don't drink. 1068 01:07:44,962 --> 01:07:47,962 Now, surely, honey, there must be something you can do. 1069 01:07:47,962 --> 01:07:49,962 I've been told you're a pretty hard boozer, Scarlet. 1070 01:07:49,962 --> 01:07:52,962 That's why I'm going back to Tar. 1071 01:07:53,162 --> 01:07:54,162 Oh, Marty. 1072 01:07:54,162 --> 01:07:55,162 Now, here's the plot to the fault. 1073 01:07:55,162 --> 01:07:59,162 Two guys, Jacoby and Thursby, were killed by a guy named Wilmer. 1074 01:07:59,162 --> 01:08:01,162 Wilmer, he was a little guy with a big .45. 1075 01:08:01,162 --> 01:08:03,162 He was working for Guttman when you couldn't miss Guttman. 1076 01:08:03,162 --> 01:08:05,162 He weighed at least 300 pounds. 1077 01:08:05,162 --> 01:08:07,162 An old fellow, Kyra, was with them. 1078 01:08:07,162 --> 01:08:10,162 All three making a big fuss for a black bird who got nailed trying to blow town. 1079 01:08:10,162 --> 01:08:13,162 How do a cop and my partner's dad miles, aren't you? 1080 01:08:13,162 --> 01:08:15,162 And that's where the dame came into play. 1081 01:08:15,162 --> 01:08:17,162 That's why I'm going to Florida. 1082 01:08:17,162 --> 01:08:18,162 Millionaires. 1083 01:08:18,162 --> 01:08:20,162 Flacks of them. 1084 01:08:20,362 --> 01:08:23,362 They all fly south for the winter, just like birds. 1085 01:08:23,362 --> 01:08:27,362 Oh, just thinking of all that money gives my legs so many goose bumps. 1086 01:08:28,362 --> 01:08:31,362 Why's everybody laughing? Do I look like I'm in my 70s? 1087 01:08:34,362 --> 01:08:36,362 Gee, I feel like I'm in the house of wax. 1088 01:08:36,362 --> 01:08:38,362 Maybe this is the house of wax. 1089 01:08:40,362 --> 01:08:42,362 Come on, Tom. Do your thing. 1090 01:08:42,362 --> 01:08:44,362 Don't stand here like a garden slug. 1091 01:08:44,362 --> 01:08:45,362 Do some Ripley. 1092 01:08:45,362 --> 01:08:46,362 I thought I was. 1093 01:08:46,362 --> 01:08:49,362 You know, you used to talk out of the side of his mouth like this. 1094 01:08:49,562 --> 01:08:51,562 Twist his shoulders like some faggot. 1095 01:08:51,562 --> 01:08:53,562 Walk like he had a cob up his ass. 1096 01:08:53,562 --> 01:08:55,562 Hey, do I have to tell you how to do it? 1097 01:08:55,562 --> 01:08:57,562 You know how to do it. Now get with it, man. 1098 01:08:57,562 --> 01:08:59,562 Don't just stand here freeloading on the roof. 1099 01:08:59,562 --> 01:09:00,562 Let me alone. 1100 01:09:00,562 --> 01:09:02,562 Keep your voice down, will you? 1101 01:09:02,562 --> 01:09:04,562 I'm trying to work here, okay? 1102 01:09:04,562 --> 01:09:05,562 Excuse me. 1103 01:09:05,562 --> 01:09:07,562 I said my fans get a little bit emotional. 1104 01:09:07,562 --> 01:09:08,562 Take a minute. 1105 01:09:08,562 --> 01:09:09,562 Get out of here now. 1106 01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:10,562 Come on. 1107 01:09:14,562 --> 01:09:16,242 Let me alone. 1108 01:09:16,242 --> 01:09:18,242 Keep your voice down, will you? 1109 01:09:18,242 --> 01:09:19,242 Hey. 1110 01:09:21,442 --> 01:09:22,442 Let go, pal. 1111 01:09:22,442 --> 01:09:24,442 Anyway, I'm not. 1112 01:09:24,442 --> 01:09:25,442 Let go. 1113 01:09:27,442 --> 01:09:29,442 Looks like you're having fun. 1114 01:09:29,442 --> 01:09:32,538 Rotten life, anyway. 1115 01:09:32,538 --> 01:09:33,538 Shh. 1116 01:09:33,538 --> 01:09:34,538 It's all right. 1117 01:09:34,538 --> 01:09:35,538 It holds well. 1118 01:09:35,538 --> 01:09:36,538 Relax. 1119 01:09:36,538 --> 01:09:37,538 Hey. 1120 01:09:38,538 --> 01:09:39,538 They loved you. 1121 01:09:39,538 --> 01:09:40,538 You were great. 1122 01:09:41,538 --> 01:09:42,538 You really think so? 1123 01:09:42,538 --> 01:09:44,538 Hey, I know talent when I see it. 1124 01:09:44,538 --> 01:09:45,538 And you were great. 1125 01:09:45,538 --> 01:09:46,538 Thanks. 1126 01:09:46,538 --> 01:09:48,538 Hey, nice going. 1127 01:09:48,738 --> 01:09:49,738 Nice going. 1128 01:09:49,738 --> 01:09:51,738 That's what I'm talking about. 1129 01:09:51,738 --> 01:09:52,738 Who was that guy? 1130 01:09:52,738 --> 01:09:53,738 It's Mickey Pineo. 1131 01:09:53,738 --> 01:09:56,738 He is the best Bogart in the business. 1132 01:09:56,738 --> 01:09:59,738 But he's a total psychotic. 1133 01:09:59,738 --> 01:10:01,738 I hate using him. 1134 01:10:01,738 --> 01:10:02,738 Oh, he still works for you? 1135 01:10:02,738 --> 01:10:04,738 Yeah, but he's nuts. 1136 01:10:04,738 --> 01:10:05,738 Completely nuts. 1137 01:10:05,738 --> 01:10:07,738 Always hanging around. 1138 01:10:07,738 --> 01:10:09,738 He had a case on her. 1139 01:10:09,738 --> 01:10:11,738 Hey, you were good. 1140 01:10:11,738 --> 01:10:12,738 Yeah. 1141 01:10:13,738 --> 01:10:14,810 You okay? 1142 01:10:15,010 --> 01:10:19,010 I think I'm going to have a bruise on my shoulder. 1143 01:10:19,010 --> 01:10:21,010 Doesn't look too bad. 1144 01:10:23,010 --> 01:10:26,010 Hey, I really like you. 1145 01:10:26,010 --> 01:10:28,010 Did I say thank you? 1146 01:10:28,010 --> 01:10:29,010 No. 1147 01:10:29,010 --> 01:10:31,010 Okay, let's go. 1148 01:10:31,010 --> 01:10:32,010 Look-a-likes, come on. 1149 01:10:32,010 --> 01:10:33,010 Channel 3 News is here. 1150 01:10:33,010 --> 01:10:34,010 Marilyn, come on. 1151 01:10:34,010 --> 01:10:35,010 Let's go, everybody. 1152 01:10:41,842 --> 01:10:42,842 Hey. 1153 01:10:42,842 --> 01:10:43,842 How are you? 1154 01:10:43,842 --> 01:10:44,842 Nice to meet you. 1155 01:10:58,842 --> 01:11:00,842 I can't talk to this guy. 1156 01:11:00,842 --> 01:11:02,842 No, you talk to him. 1157 01:11:02,842 --> 01:11:04,842 I don't understand him. I never have. 1158 01:11:06,850 --> 01:11:08,850 Hey, listen, Mac, are you working today? 1159 01:11:08,850 --> 01:11:10,850 John! 1160 01:11:12,890 --> 01:11:14,890 You two know each other? 1161 01:11:14,890 --> 01:11:16,890 Hey, listen, give me a couple drinks, will you? 1162 01:11:16,890 --> 01:11:18,890 You look familiar. I've seen you somewhere. 1163 01:11:18,890 --> 01:11:20,890 What are you doing here? 1164 01:11:20,890 --> 01:11:22,890 Working. 1165 01:11:22,890 --> 01:11:24,890 Doing what, tending Bob? 1166 01:11:24,890 --> 01:11:26,890 I'm the John Ripley look-alike. 1167 01:11:30,890 --> 01:11:32,890 Well, who's more qualified? 1168 01:11:32,890 --> 01:11:34,890 Well, actually, I took five callbacks, and... 1169 01:11:36,890 --> 01:11:38,890 You look great. 1170 01:11:38,890 --> 01:11:42,338 Still going out with that other guy? 1171 01:11:42,338 --> 01:11:44,338 Which one? 1172 01:11:44,338 --> 01:11:47,274 Oh, there's more than one, huh? 1173 01:11:47,274 --> 01:11:49,274 Sure. Just like you, John. 1174 01:11:49,274 --> 01:11:51,274 Oh, hey, I just want to be part of your stable. 1175 01:11:51,274 --> 01:11:53,274 You're too old. 1176 01:11:53,274 --> 01:11:55,274 Where's Rocky? 1177 01:12:05,562 --> 01:12:07,062 He died last spring. 1178 01:12:07,062 --> 01:12:09,062 He's buried out at the farm. 1179 01:12:09,062 --> 01:12:11,062 I'm sorry. 1180 01:12:11,562 --> 01:12:14,062 Nobody lives forever. 1181 01:12:14,062 --> 01:12:16,062 The farm. 1182 01:12:16,062 --> 01:12:18,562 That was a real nice memory. 1183 01:12:18,562 --> 01:12:21,062 I think about it often. 1184 01:12:21,562 --> 01:12:24,062 I think about it too. 1185 01:12:25,742 --> 01:12:28,742 Well, if it isn't the big man. 1186 01:12:29,242 --> 01:12:31,242 The biggest man in town. 1187 01:12:31,242 --> 01:12:32,742 Well, talk to me, big man. 1188 01:12:32,742 --> 01:12:35,742 We already had our talk. Why don't you just go relax? 1189 01:12:35,742 --> 01:12:37,742 He's my pal. 1190 01:12:37,742 --> 01:12:41,242 My pal and I are going to have lots of fun together, huh? 1191 01:12:41,242 --> 01:12:43,242 He fooled me. 1192 01:12:43,242 --> 01:12:46,742 Look, I'm talking to a friend of mine. Why don't you just go home, okay? 1193 01:12:46,742 --> 01:12:50,242 What's the matter, huh? Don't you want to be a big hero anymore? 1194 01:12:51,242 --> 01:12:56,242 I like to shoot him in the belly and then watch him roll around on the ground. 1195 01:12:56,242 --> 01:12:58,242 Where are you going? 1196 01:12:59,742 --> 01:13:01,974 You're not going anywhere. 1197 01:13:28,346 --> 01:13:30,346 We got him. 1198 01:14:01,466 --> 01:14:04,466 John Ripley! 1199 01:14:09,082 --> 01:14:10,082 Let it come. 1200 01:15:16,010 --> 01:15:24,010 Although you are not what we consider malicious, at the same time, you have lived in constant violation of the code. 1201 01:15:24,010 --> 01:15:30,010 You went from woman to woman without an iota of consideration for any of them. 1202 01:15:30,010 --> 01:15:33,010 With all due respect, St. Peter, I cared about them all. 1203 01:15:33,010 --> 01:15:38,010 Oh! Well, we're always willing to be fair, John. 1204 01:15:38,010 --> 01:15:45,010 I'll pick three women at random out of your past, and we'll see if you can remember their names. 1205 01:15:46,010 --> 01:15:49,010 Let's start with that one. 1206 01:15:50,010 --> 01:15:52,914 Hello, John. 1207 01:15:52,914 --> 01:15:56,690 First runner up is Oklahoma, I remember well. 1208 01:15:56,690 --> 01:15:58,690 Her name, John? 1209 01:15:58,690 --> 01:16:05,554 Uh... give me a second. I've got it. 1210 01:16:09,554 --> 01:16:13,074 You remember them, don't you, John? 1211 01:16:14,074 --> 01:16:16,882 Sally. 1212 01:16:17,882 --> 01:16:19,338 Sarah. 1213 01:16:19,338 --> 01:16:21,338 Her name is Susan. 1214 01:16:22,338 --> 01:16:25,338 Well, I knew it started with an S. 1215 01:16:28,338 --> 01:16:32,010 Hello, John. How have you been? 1216 01:16:32,010 --> 01:16:35,010 Uh... I remember the legs. 1217 01:16:35,010 --> 01:16:37,210 Uh... give me a hint. 1218 01:16:37,210 --> 01:16:40,210 John, how could you not remember? 1219 01:16:40,210 --> 01:16:44,210 It was on top of your car that one hot summer night in Malibu. 1220 01:16:44,210 --> 01:16:47,210 Uh... I remember very well. Deborah! 1221 01:16:47,210 --> 01:16:51,210 How many other women have you had on top of your car anyway? 1222 01:16:52,210 --> 01:16:58,362 Just a couple. A few. 1223 01:17:13,290 --> 01:17:16,258 What's that? 1224 01:17:16,258 --> 01:17:20,258 An emissary from the Prince of Darkness, John. 1225 01:17:20,258 --> 01:17:24,258 He has some kind of notion that you belong to him. 1226 01:17:27,362 --> 01:17:30,362 Now, wait a minute! This case is not closed! 1227 01:17:30,362 --> 01:17:33,362 I'd like another chance. 1228 01:17:33,362 --> 01:17:35,362 Another chance? 1229 01:17:35,362 --> 01:17:38,362 Well, why not? You had one. 1230 01:17:41,682 --> 01:17:44,682 I mean, everybody knows you messed up three times when you were on the planet. 1231 01:17:44,682 --> 01:17:47,682 And yet there was forgiveness for you. You got another chance. 1232 01:17:47,682 --> 01:17:49,682 Otherwise, you wouldn't be sitting here today. 1233 01:17:49,682 --> 01:17:51,682 What do you propose? 1234 01:17:51,682 --> 01:17:53,682 I'd like to return... 1235 01:17:53,682 --> 01:17:58,682 and have the chance to prove to you that I can be true to the only woman I was ever really in love with. 1236 01:17:58,682 --> 01:18:00,682 Jackie Johansson. 1237 01:18:00,682 --> 01:18:02,682 It's not going to be that easy, John. 1238 01:18:02,682 --> 01:18:07,682 The fact remains you have been selfish, never having gone out of your way for anyone. 1239 01:18:07,682 --> 01:18:10,682 You cared for no one but yourself. 1240 01:18:10,682 --> 01:18:13,682 That's not true. There are plenty of people I cared about. 1241 01:18:13,682 --> 01:18:15,682 Really? 1242 01:18:15,682 --> 01:18:17,682 Then that will be the test. 1243 01:18:17,682 --> 01:18:24,682 If there is anyone that John Ripley truly cared about, let them come forward now. 1244 01:18:30,394 --> 01:18:38,994 Nobody's gonna turn up, John. 1245 01:19:09,434 --> 01:19:11,434 Thank you very much. 1246 01:19:20,186 --> 01:19:26,186 Well, John, miraculously, someone has come forward to speak on your behalf. 1247 01:19:35,610 --> 01:19:37,610 Allow me to intervene, Saint Peter. 1248 01:19:38,610 --> 01:19:41,610 I have no objection if you give him another chance. 1249 01:19:43,110 --> 01:19:45,110 You see, I have plenty of time. 1250 01:19:45,610 --> 01:19:49,110 The Lake of Fire is eternal. 1251 01:19:51,110 --> 01:19:57,110 And based on his previous experience, he'll be right back here again. 1252 01:19:59,610 --> 01:20:05,834 But next time, there will be no hearing. 1253 01:20:06,834 --> 01:20:10,834 He comes directly to me. 1254 01:20:11,834 --> 01:20:17,922 His friend, Rocky, comes with him. 1255 01:20:19,422 --> 01:20:22,494 If that's agreeable to everyone. 1256 01:20:22,994 --> 01:20:24,994 Agreed, John? 1257 01:20:27,238 --> 01:20:28,738 Agreed. 1258 01:20:44,762 --> 01:20:46,762 You seem to be feeling better. 1259 01:20:48,262 --> 01:20:49,762 You're free to leave now. 1260 01:20:49,762 --> 01:20:51,762 Thanks, I'll just call somebody to get me a lift. 1261 01:20:58,266 --> 01:21:00,266 You've got a ride. 1262 01:21:01,266 --> 01:21:03,690 Just go out to the parking area. 1263 01:21:04,690 --> 01:21:05,690 You'll see. 1264 01:21:25,402 --> 01:21:27,402 Excuse me, Mr. Ripley? 1265 01:21:27,402 --> 01:21:28,402 Yeah. 1266 01:21:28,402 --> 01:21:30,402 Could I have your autograph? 1267 01:21:32,402 --> 01:21:34,826 Yeah, sure. 1268 01:21:35,826 --> 01:21:37,826 You must have a great memory. You're a real buff, huh? 1269 01:21:37,826 --> 01:21:39,826 Oh, yeah. I watch Shadow of Turmoil every day. 1270 01:21:39,826 --> 01:21:41,826 It's my favorite program. 1271 01:21:41,826 --> 01:21:42,826 Thank you. 1272 01:22:03,898 --> 01:22:21,290 I'm sorry they speak in all day but I can't help it. 1273 01:22:21,290 --> 01:22:22,290 They're attractive too. 1274 01:22:22,290 --> 01:22:23,290 They're very attractive. 1275 01:22:23,290 --> 01:22:24,290 You kiss girls with that mouth? 1276 01:22:24,290 --> 01:22:25,290 I kiss women with it. 1277 01:22:25,290 --> 01:22:26,290 Oh, tuck the shit in. 1278 01:22:26,290 --> 01:22:27,290 John, where the hell have you been? 1279 01:22:27,290 --> 01:22:28,290 You're gonna rewrite this show. 1280 01:22:28,290 --> 01:22:29,290 Where's Jackie? 1281 01:22:29,290 --> 01:22:30,290 Jackie? 1282 01:22:30,290 --> 01:22:31,290 Why? 1283 01:22:32,290 --> 01:22:33,290 Because I'm gonna find her and I'm gonna marry her. 1284 01:22:33,290 --> 01:22:34,290 We're talking serious business here. 1285 01:22:34,290 --> 01:22:35,290 You bring up marriage? 1286 01:22:35,290 --> 01:22:36,290 You're her agent. 1287 01:22:36,290 --> 01:22:37,290 You should know where she is. 1288 01:22:37,290 --> 01:22:38,290 Where is she? 1289 01:22:38,290 --> 01:22:39,290 I don't know where she is. 1290 01:22:39,290 --> 01:22:40,290 She's out of town for a couple of days. 1291 01:22:40,290 --> 01:22:41,290 She's not gonna talk to you anyway so you may as well forget about her. 1292 01:22:41,290 --> 01:22:42,290 She'll talk to me, man, because it's over. 1293 01:22:42,290 --> 01:22:43,290 I've reformed. 1294 01:22:43,290 --> 01:22:44,290 I'm through womanizing. 1295 01:22:44,290 --> 01:22:45,290 It's over. 1296 01:22:45,290 --> 01:22:46,290 I know where you've been. 1297 01:22:46,290 --> 01:22:47,290 You've been in the hospital getting your frontal lobotomy removed. 1298 01:22:47,290 --> 01:22:48,290 If you guys don't reform you're going to hell in a grease bowl. 1299 01:22:48,290 --> 01:22:49,290 I'm telling you right now. 1300 01:22:49,290 --> 01:22:50,290 I'm telling you right now. 1301 01:22:50,290 --> 01:22:51,290 I'm telling you right now. 1302 01:22:51,290 --> 01:22:52,290 I'm telling you right now. 1303 01:22:52,290 --> 01:22:53,290 I'm telling you right now. 1304 01:23:10,938 --> 01:23:14,538 This guy has a hole in his brain big enough to drift the hind in third street. 1305 01:23:16,138 --> 01:23:22,058 Hey Russ, what do you think he meant by a grease hole? 1306 01:23:26,106 --> 01:23:29,106 And brothers, how well we know this story. 1307 01:23:29,106 --> 01:23:32,106 The story of men like you and men like me, 1308 01:23:32,106 --> 01:23:34,106 who while in love with one woman, 1309 01:23:34,106 --> 01:23:37,106 yielded to temptation by another. 1310 01:23:37,106 --> 01:23:40,106 See, we're all victims of a disease 1311 01:23:40,106 --> 01:23:44,106 that's led us astray from the path once or twice. 1312 01:23:44,106 --> 01:23:46,106 But we're here today, together, 1313 01:23:46,106 --> 01:23:49,106 to make an effort, both collectively and individually, 1314 01:23:49,106 --> 01:23:51,106 to remain true to our loved ones. 1315 01:23:59,514 --> 01:24:01,514 Excuse me for interrupting. 1316 01:24:02,514 --> 01:24:06,322 But someone's parked their white Corvette in front of my driveway. 1317 01:24:06,322 --> 01:24:08,322 Could the owner please come and move it? 1318 01:24:08,322 --> 01:24:10,322 I have to go to dance class. 1319 01:24:11,322 --> 01:24:13,322 Sorry for interrupting. 1320 01:24:15,322 --> 01:24:23,322 Now we all know the womanizer is speeding down that path towards a dark and treacherous doom. 1321 01:24:23,322 --> 01:24:27,322 And I can't tell you what it's so good to turn around and see a brother here, 1322 01:24:27,322 --> 01:24:29,322 somebody to talk to, somebody who understands. 1323 01:24:29,322 --> 01:24:34,322 Understands that cold turkey with these hot chicks is the only way to go. 1324 01:24:34,322 --> 01:24:36,322 Rocky, listen to me. 1325 01:24:46,810 --> 01:24:48,810 Jackie! 1326 01:24:55,610 --> 01:24:57,610 I'm a changed man! 1327 01:24:59,110 --> 01:25:01,110 I'm completely reformed! 1328 01:25:01,110 --> 01:25:03,470 Get out of the car! 1329 01:25:21,466 --> 01:25:26,586 Alright, Jackie. Big smile here. Big smile. Alright, pick up Hawaiian Tropic. 1330 01:25:27,546 --> 01:25:35,626 That's it. That's it. Smile. Perfect! I love that one. That's it. Perfect. Alright, one more. 1331 01:25:37,706 --> 01:25:38,986 Hey, JR, look at that. 1332 01:25:41,778 --> 01:25:46,898 Jackie's left a view. I don't believe it. 1333 01:25:52,474 --> 01:25:53,474 What a jerk. 1334 01:25:53,474 --> 01:25:54,474 He made a grandstand right back there. 1335 01:26:11,674 --> 01:26:12,514 Yes. 1336 01:26:16,130 --> 01:26:18,210 Take part in this shoot. 1337 01:26:22,210 --> 01:26:23,710 Fire in the hole. 1338 01:26:23,710 --> 01:26:25,130 Fire in the hole. 1339 01:26:29,930 --> 01:26:31,110 Look at this. 1340 01:26:31,110 --> 01:26:32,450 I don't believe. 1341 01:26:40,570 --> 01:26:43,570 Jackie, please. Please, just listen to me. 1342 01:26:44,870 --> 01:26:46,370 Jackie, I've reformed. 1343 01:26:48,270 --> 01:26:50,270 And please, just give me a chance to prove it. 1344 01:26:51,070 --> 01:26:54,070 Jackie, let's go. We have some people to meet at Gladstones. 1345 01:26:54,870 --> 01:26:55,870 Jackie? 1346 01:26:56,470 --> 01:26:57,970 We're supposed to go to Gladstones. 1347 01:26:58,770 --> 01:26:59,970 I'm going, Jackie. 1348 01:27:00,570 --> 01:27:01,570 I'm going. 1349 01:27:05,390 --> 01:27:06,390 I'm going. 1350 01:27:07,490 --> 01:27:08,490 Jackie? 1351 01:27:09,090 --> 01:27:10,190 All right, I'm going. 1352 01:27:11,190 --> 01:27:14,534 Jackie, I'm leaving. 1353 01:27:16,534 --> 01:27:17,926 Jackie! 1354 01:27:41,530 --> 01:27:47,370 We have gathered here in the sight of God and in the presence of these witnesses. 1355 01:27:56,730 --> 01:28:01,730 to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 1356 01:28:01,730 --> 01:28:03,730 What about me, John? 1357 01:28:03,730 --> 01:28:08,730 Within this holy estate, these persons shall now be joined. 1358 01:28:09,730 --> 01:28:11,730 You can have us all. 1359 01:28:11,730 --> 01:28:16,730 John, wilt thou have this woman for thy wedded wife? 1360 01:28:16,730 --> 01:28:18,730 Don't do it, John. 1361 01:28:26,394 --> 01:28:28,394 Have this woman for thy wedded wife! 1362 01:28:40,506 --> 01:28:41,506 John! 1363 01:28:44,006 --> 01:28:48,358 Wilt thou have this woman for thy wedded wife? 1364 01:28:51,358 --> 01:28:52,358 John! 1365 01:28:55,358 --> 01:28:58,358 Wilt thou have this woman for thy wedded wife? 1366 01:29:03,610 --> 01:29:04,610 Let's go! 1367 01:29:06,610 --> 01:29:11,858 God speaks about the wild man of the flesh. 1368 01:29:11,858 --> 01:29:16,074 On the path of life, I am Becker. 1369 01:29:16,074 --> 01:29:19,074 You never really know what's important. 1370 01:29:19,074 --> 01:29:22,074 He was a stiff dick, I'm lucky. 1371 01:29:22,074 --> 01:29:24,074 He's not an artist! 1372 01:29:38,714 --> 01:29:40,714 We got him back. Stabilize him. 1373 01:29:57,146 --> 01:29:59,146 How are you feeling? 1374 01:29:59,946 --> 01:30:01,890 Where am I this time? 1375 01:30:01,890 --> 01:30:03,890 You're in good hands, John Ripley. 1376 01:30:03,890 --> 01:30:05,890 You were clinically dead for several minutes. 1377 01:30:05,890 --> 01:30:09,890 By some miracle, you're getting another chance at life. 1378 01:30:10,890 --> 01:30:13,954 Thank you, nurse. 1379 01:30:14,954 --> 01:30:19,106 I saw a lot of strange things. 1380 01:30:20,106 --> 01:30:21,106 Visions? 1381 01:30:22,106 --> 01:30:24,530 Yeah, I guess. 1382 01:30:24,530 --> 01:30:26,530 That's very common. 1383 01:30:26,530 --> 01:30:28,530 I'd like to hear about them sometime. 1384 01:30:29,530 --> 01:30:32,530 In the meantime, take it easy, at least for the first few days. 1385 01:30:32,530 --> 01:30:34,530 No strenuous activities, okay? 1386 01:30:36,530 --> 01:30:38,530 You're a very lucky man. 1387 01:30:40,530 --> 01:30:42,850 Doctor. 1388 01:30:43,850 --> 01:30:45,850 Haven't I seen you somewhere before? 1389 01:30:48,370 --> 01:30:49,370 Oh, uh... 1390 01:30:50,370 --> 01:30:52,370 I think this belongs to you. 1391 01:32:18,170 --> 01:32:24,170 I'm sorry to disturb you, but I've got a six-week-old pet puppy that got out of my car while I was talking to a friend. 1392 01:32:24,170 --> 01:32:28,170 And I've been crawling around the bushes and through the mud looking for it. 1393 01:32:28,170 --> 01:32:31,170 And I just wanted to alert you so you didn't think I was a burglar. 1394 01:32:31,170 --> 01:32:32,170 It's in the bushes. 1395 01:32:32,170 --> 01:32:35,170 Well, I think it could be under the house. 1396 01:32:35,170 --> 01:32:38,170 It got out of there through the crawl space. 1397 01:32:38,170 --> 01:32:40,170 Could have been the hose that made it crawl under there. 1398 01:33:28,922 --> 01:33:31,922 Johnny... 1399 01:33:31,922 --> 01:33:35,698 Johnny boy... 1400 01:33:35,698 --> 01:33:37,698 Don't go inside, Johnny. 1401 01:33:37,698 --> 01:33:40,698 Come on over here and see me. 1402 01:33:40,698 --> 01:33:43,698 I need you. 1403 01:33:45,698 --> 01:33:48,698 Johnny... 1404 01:33:49,698 --> 01:33:51,986 Come... 1405 01:33:51,986 --> 01:33:55,986 Come over and have me, Johnny. 1406 01:33:56,986 --> 01:33:57,986 Johnny... 1407 01:33:57,986 --> 01:33:59,986 Come on... 1408 01:34:01,986 --> 01:34:03,986 Johnny... 1409 01:34:04,986 --> 01:34:06,986 Damn it! 1410 01:34:06,986 --> 01:34:09,986 How do you like that? 1411 01:34:11,986 --> 01:34:16,010 All right. 1412 01:34:16,010 --> 01:34:20,010 Well, that's it for John Ripley. 1413 01:34:20,010 --> 01:34:25,010 I'll just cross him right off my list. 1414 01:34:26,010 --> 01:34:28,010 There. 1415 01:34:30,618 --> 01:34:35,138 Now, what next? 1416 01:34:36,138 --> 01:34:39,146 Let's see... 1417 01:34:41,146 --> 01:34:45,146 Who will my next victim be? 1418 01:34:45,146 --> 01:34:48,146 I know! 1419 01:34:48,146 --> 01:34:51,146 You're next! 1420 01:35:05,914 --> 01:35:10,914 I used to think my time was running down 1421 01:35:11,914 --> 01:35:15,754 Life had got the best of me 1422 01:35:15,754 --> 01:35:18,754 Love was just a broken dream 1423 01:35:19,754 --> 01:35:24,754 Knowing you have turned my life around 1424 01:35:25,754 --> 01:35:28,754 You mean everything to me 1425 01:35:29,754 --> 01:35:32,754 Loving you has set me free 1426 01:35:33,754 --> 01:35:34,754 I was a heart without 1427 01:35:34,754 --> 01:35:39,010 I was alone without a friend 1428 01:35:40,010 --> 01:35:43,010 When I hold you in my arms 1429 01:35:43,010 --> 01:35:46,010 I can feel the love we share 1430 01:35:46,010 --> 01:35:49,010 Now wherever I may go 1431 01:35:50,010 --> 01:35:53,010 And whatever I may do 1432 01:35:53,010 --> 01:35:56,010 I just want you to know 1433 01:35:57,010 --> 01:36:00,010 Forever I love you 1434 01:36:01,010 --> 01:36:06,098 Forever I love you 1435 01:36:12,282 --> 01:36:17,282 Love is more than just a short romance 1436 01:36:18,282 --> 01:36:21,282 Love is being born again 1437 01:36:22,282 --> 01:36:25,282 Love is like a second wind 1438 01:36:25,282 --> 01:36:29,282 Your love's giving me another chance 1439 01:36:31,282 --> 01:36:34,282 I've got to reach out and take it 1440 01:36:34,282 --> 01:36:38,282 I know together we can make it 1441 01:36:39,282 --> 01:36:42,282 I want a heart without a home 1442 01:36:42,282 --> 01:36:44,282 I want a love without a prayer 1443 01:36:44,282 --> 01:36:51,594 With my arms I can feel the love we share 1444 01:36:52,594 --> 01:36:55,594 Now wherever I may go 1445 01:36:55,594 --> 01:36:58,594 And whatever I may do 1446 01:36:59,594 --> 01:37:01,594 I just want you to know 1447 01:37:02,594 --> 01:37:06,594 Forever I'll love you 1448 01:37:11,786 --> 01:37:14,786 There is a magic when we touch 1449 01:37:17,786 --> 01:37:21,786 There is a chemistry between us 1450 01:37:23,786 --> 01:37:25,786 Wherever I may go 1451 01:37:26,786 --> 01:37:29,786 Wherever I may do 1452 01:37:30,786 --> 01:37:34,786 Forever 1453 01:37:35,786 --> 01:37:38,786 Forever I'll love you 1454 01:37:41,786 --> 01:37:45,786 Forever I'll love you 1455 01:37:47,786 --> 01:37:52,018 Forever I'll love you 1456 01:37:54,018 --> 01:37:58,018 Forever I'll love you